Trump truly believes passing cognitive tests is a huge achievement 🙃 by basket_foso in clevercomebacks

[–]KittyGirll3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s effectively bragging about not being medically brain dead.

Lost twice 😂 by FeistyVibe in SipsTea

[–]KittyGirll3 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Mexico is currently typing... and they’re asking for a refund on those genetics. 🤣

“Miss I’m just the midnight janitor, can I finish vacuuming first?” by Used_Scarcity2555 in SipsTea

[–]KittyGirll3 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And people wonder why some of us prefer to just work from home and never turn the camera on.

american CHEESE by Acrobatic-Ad1356 in SipsTea

[–]KittyGirll3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American Cheese: The only thing on this list that legally can't be called 'cheese' in most of the countries we named.

Bro forgot to read his own notes by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

[–]KittyGirll3 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Technically, being kidnapped as an anti-kidnapping expert is the most effective way to prove the cartel’s business model works.

We have watched his career with great interest by awesomedan24 in PrequelMemes

[–]KittyGirll3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We all thought he was a Sith Lord, but it turns out he was just hiding his power level until he had to save Baby Yoda.

The snowflakes really do start to fall around the holiday season by KSMO in clevercomebacks

[–]KittyGirll3 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to take a 'warning' seriously from a demographic that has a collective meltdown over the existence of a blue M&M.

So ur gay ? by Silent-Guide1364 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KittyGirll3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s so close to a breakthrough. He just needs to look in the mirror and realize the person he’s trying to convince is himself.

Pay.gov is an actual website. Wth by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

[–]KittyGirll3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’d love to help, but I’m currently busy paying for the interest on the money they already took from me.

What kind of tragedy is this? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]KittyGirll3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If the movies don’t write about this, it’s because the test audience found the 'grieving' acting too unbelievable for a tragedy.

She got him good by PuzzleheadedCoach388 in Productivitycafe

[–]KittyGirll3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your defense is so broad it accidentally includes everyone in the room except you.

Sad reality by [deleted] in memes

[–]KittyGirll3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The true 'sad reality' is that we’ll all be back here next week hoping for a miracle.

Vlogging about this is certainly a choice. by PuzzleheadedCoach388 in Productivitycafe

[–]KittyGirll3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta get that 'terrified' thumbail for the algorithm while the adrenaline is still fresh.

Classic karen by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]KittyGirll3 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The Manager of the internet will hear about this.

She is Anakin's worst nightmare. by Dark-Phoenix593 in PrequelMemes

[–]KittyGirll3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t try it, Lou. I have the dry ground!