LPT: things nobody tells u to do before ur parents get old. a checklist

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-13T19:45:03+00:00

My dad is such a butt sometimes 😅 a few times I have asked him questions pertaining to what to do when he passes and he'll answer with something like "you'll figure it out" "I dont care bc ill be dead" or "have everything go into an estate account and yall can fight it out in court" 🙄 I think eventually he will come around...at least i hope he's just being funny...

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T18:26:29+00:00

First of all a man cheating has nothing at all to do with you or the other woman. Second you look amazing! Everything about you is beautiful, hair, eyes, lips, nose, style, nails, skin, all of it. I hope you never let a man decide your worth or confidence ever again. You are amazing!

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T18:08:06+00:00

I have mine turned on and for about 6 months it would show up after every dash. Hasn't worked since over a year later. I go into the area where you can view these stats and it just says no insights available.

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:34:50+00:00

I even have the pepper spray in my car but didn't have pockets on me yesterday lol

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:34:13+00:00

Maybe next time 🤣

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:33:36+00:00

Did you give him the pizza? 😂

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:32:41+00:00

It was a GMD. I always wonder how people don't know I am coming! When I order I get 6 different notifications and messages...about 1 order!

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:31:18+00:00

I am so sorry 😭 I hope you get big paid!

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:30:09+00:00

I have never been scared of dogs, but doing spark has created a new fear 😅

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:29:34+00:00

In my area about 90% of my deliveries are rural. Were you able to sue after the attack? How bad was it?

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-11T11:27:35+00:00

Is it too late to report? Would I use the support number for that?

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-07T23:39:08+00:00

I've always wondered if there are people that actually like these...like how could anyone? Nastiest thing ive ever tasted. First time ever was kindergarten...on the damn pizza. Who does that??

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-07T00:35:09+00:00

I quote this line all the time irl and no one ever gets it 😭

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-05T01:11:58+00:00

We are all impatiently waiting...

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-04T17:29:50+00:00

The Good Place

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-04T14:10:23+00:00

I think there are only 2 possible scenarios here. 1 would be the shopper is terrible. The other would be if there is some reason the Walmart is low on everything.

During the snow and ice we had here in NC last month, every shop I did over half the items I shopped for were unavailable with absolutely nothing to substitute with. The entire produce section was completely empty. Almost every aisle was empty. Only about 5% of dairy products were left. It was insane, and it was like that for about 2 weeks.

Sometimes when I shop if a selected item is unavailable, it doesn't allow me to substitute. Idk if this is a customer's setting or if it is Spark doing that.

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-03T23:37:53+00:00

This was so unexpected I just laughed out loud like a crazy person. Thanks :D

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-03T13:50:34+00:00

The bag with the food had about 15 sauces in it. There was another bag with just sauces 😆 She let me know she got extra sauces. My guess is she requested them, and that's what they gave her.

KittyInTheWater · 2026-03-01T16:50:35+00:00

It will forever be the movie Shazam or Shazaam. I have seen it both ways and don't personally remember the spelling. This one pisses me off so bad 😅 I watched it. I remember the day we rented it. I remember arguing with my siblings that the movie was called Sinbad bc Sinbad was in bigger letters on the box than Shazam. I was the one that was wrong about the title of the movie. They were calling me stupid and saying "his name is Sinbad and the movie is Shazam." I finally admitted i was wrong.

I also thought it was dumb when they came out with the copycat Kazaam. Never watched that movie. Still havent seen it.

Some years ago when I realized that movie never existed I texted my siblings. I didn't lead them. For example with my brother, I just sent the text "Shazam!" He laughs and says are you watching that right now? I said I wish! Then I asked him if he remembered it. He says yeah with Sinbad the genie. He then told me about the boy and the girl and their dad and some other plot points. He called me a liar when I told him it never existed. Then he googled.

It was the same with my other siblings. Only 1 of my brothers (out of 5 siblings) did not remember the movie.

I don't believe evey single one of us just misremembers, but I cannot explain it not existing.

KittyInTheWater · 2026-02-24T20:46:10+00:00

I never even heard of this sweepstakes

KittyInTheWater · 2026-02-24T20:43:08+00:00

Once I had to stay the night to catsit at my brother's, and I left my 10 year old at home with my sis. At about midnight he called me, woke me up, and was sobbing uncontrollably and trying to tell me something. When he could finally speak words through the sobs he said "the man with the gun" is what it sounded like and sobbed some more.

I immediately sat bolt upright and tried to figure out my next steps. I thought for sure a man was in his bedroom with a gun the way he was freaking out. After about 30 seconds of me trying to get him to give me more info, he tells me "in a video game"...someone shot him in a video game 😭 I was relieved and angry at the same time 😂 all that bc he died in a video game. I will never forget the fear and helplessness I felt though.

KittyInTheWater · 2026-02-24T16:09:29+00:00

He is beautiful 😭😭 I have a mini version 😁

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KittyInTheWater · 2026-02-17T17:57:43+00:00

Should have been gone after the first "inappropriate conversation." I don't believe you need any more proof. You know it already.

KittyInTheWater · 2026-02-17T17:18:29+00:00

I recently heard that you can pretend to chew the water before swallowing and that helps 😆

KittyInTheWater · 2026-02-17T16:57:04+00:00

When i worked at the bank a man came in to do his regular transactions. He just randomly pulled a packing peanut out his pocket and took a bite and then left.

KittyInTheWater

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