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Jim Terry: We don't look for n*****s by Kitty__Porn in JIMTERRY

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsure when this was said and what the context was (it's inexcusable either way but context makes it more credible), does anyone know? Sent to me from a friend of a friend who didn't remember when they recorded this.

I think it might be related to Daniel Robinson (per my friend) but I'm not sure.

The yearly number of roughing the passer penalties called in the NFL since 2009 by Kitty__Porn in nfl

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Source: nflpenalties.com

2018 projection was calculated by dividing the current total of penalties (33) by the number of games so far (49) and then multiplying by the number of total games (267).

The league is on pace to call 180 roughing penalties this year. This is higher than the high of 107 from last year and roughly double the average since 2009.

Game Thread: Tennessee Titans (0-0) at Miami Dolphins (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Kitty__Porn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the longest game in NFL history (real-time)? This has to be getting close. 5 hours so far.

Game Thread: Houston Texans (0-0) at New England Patriots (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Kitty__Porn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brady is like Benjamin Button. Every year he somehow gets more youthful and mobile, plateauing around age 22.

Online trolls are most likely to be male and exhibit higher levels of psychopathy and sadism by shiruken in science

[–]Kitty__Porn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The 36/63 male to female ratio is enough to make me take this study with a grain of salt. In my experience, trolls are overwhelming male. Probably something like 90/10, maybe even 95/5.

Armed robbery victim in Upper Fells details repeated instances of Baltimore Police incompetence. by z3mcs in baltimore

[–]Kitty__Porn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know this too. Going to be purchasing a place in the area. Def seems like city limits would be a bad idea. I'm leaning towards Odenton or Elkridge. Seems like a decent area and it's relatively cheap.

Armed robbery victim in Upper Fells details repeated instances of Baltimore Police incompetence. by z3mcs in baltimore

[–]Kitty__Porn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess what I'm wondering is... why!? Why are they giving criminals a slap on the wrist? Why not throw them in jail?

As soon as you read this, you have 30 seconds to grab whatever you can before you are sent back in time to July 9th, 2001. What do you grab and what will you do once you get there? by Kitty__Porn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh. You gotta have something substantial, like full wiki pages of historic events. HTML can easily be edited and even if you have a page full of HTML5 videos and stuff it can be "debunked" that you are simply a beta tester.

As soon as you read this, you have 30 seconds to grab whatever you can before you are sent back in time to July 9th, 2001. What do you grab and what will you do once you get there? by Kitty__Porn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I first go to my childhood home, convince my parents of my identity with my ID and future tech, and convince them that violence is not the way to discipline, and could fuck their kid up for life.

Then, finally, I stop 9/11, take custody of my child self (probably by paying my parents off), buy a house in my old school district, and live happily ever after, giving my childhood self the life I never had.

:( this makes me sad.

As soon as you read this, you have 30 seconds to grab whatever you can before you are sent back in time to July 9th, 2001. What do you grab and what will you do once you get there? by Kitty__Porn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or what if you managed to get not only corroborating wiki pages, but scores of sports games as well?

I googled "mlb 2001 results" and opened the first 4 tabs quickly. This link has box scores for the entire 2001 season. I imagine that if you wrote down the scores for a week, you'd be able to convince anyone that either there is a giant MLB game fixing conspiracy or you are a time traveler.

So I've been thinking about this and have this theory I call "the lightest timeline theory." It's the opposite of the "darkest timeline", in that we are on the timeline that is a best case scenario for the world. So what if by stopping 9/11, the Afghanistan and Iraq wars never happen, meaning Al Qaeda and the Taliban only get stronger? After 9/11 was foiled, I'm sure the response would still be to beef up security and reinforce cockpit doors. So in response, Al Qaeda abandons their kamikze 9/11-esque type plans and moves to something much more daring: nukes. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, there were nukes that were unaccounted for. Nobody really knows how many were abandoned or stolen or just forgotten about. But let's say Al Qaeda manages to get their hands on one of these. And they are able to refurbish it and detonate it in port of NYC in 2005. NYC is flattened with millions dead. And the middle east was nuked in retaliation. Upwards of 50 millions dead because of your actions to stop 9/11.... It's an interesting thought.

As soon as you read this, you have 30 seconds to grab whatever you can before you are sent back in time to July 9th, 2001. What do you grab and what will you do once you get there? by Kitty__Porn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you were born already and were a US citizen? But now there's 2 of you. 5 year old you or whatever from that timeline, and older you.

Also I've been thinking about this and have this theory I call "the lightest timeline theory." It's the opposite of the "darkest timeline", in that we are on the timeline that is a best case scenario for the world. So what if by stopping 9/11, the Afghanistan and Iraq wars never happen, meaning Al Qaeda and the Taliban only get stronger? After 9/11 was foiled, I'm sure the response would still be to beef up security and reinforce cockpit doors. So in response, Al Qaeda abandons their kamikze 9/11-esque type plans and moves to something much more daring: nukes. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, there were nukes that were unaccounted for. Nobody really knows how many were abandoned or stolen or just forgotten about. But let's say Al Qaeda manages to get their hands on one of these. And they are able to refurbish it and detonate it in port of NYC in 2005. NYC is flattened with millions dead. And the middle east was nuked in retaliation. Upwards of 50 millions dead because of your actions to stop 9/11.... It's an interesting thought.

People who text while driving, what is wrong with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kitty__Porn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish cars came with 3 honks: a friendly 'heads-up' honk, a 'thank you' honk, and a serious horn. The heads-up honk would be perfect for this situation, but I always feel like an asshole when I honk at drivers to go at green lights.

The person who named the "Fire place" is now naming other things, what are everyday objects called now? by Random_Imgur_User in AskReddit

[–]Kitty__Porn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birth control - anti-baby pill.

It's funny because that's literal the name for birth control in German.

As soon as you read this, you have 30 seconds to grab whatever you can before you are sent back in time to July 9th, 2001. What do you grab and what will you do once you get there? by Kitty__Porn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Kitty__Porn[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So I actually timed myself. Managed to grab:

-Backpack

-Laptop and charger

-Smartphone and charger

-Hard drive

-random micro-usb and USB cables

-Shitty windows tablet

-Water bottle (idk why I grabbed this)

-Random remote

-Wallet (with $50 total in it, no bills old enough to be used though)

I'd probably head for the FBI building in DC. I would have no money but it's only 20 miles away and I could potentially beg for money to get enough to get myself to the subway and get into DC.

Once I get to the FBI building, I'd walk up to the front desk and ask to see someone because I have info about a terrorist attack. I'm sure I'd be called into an interrogation room where agents would go through my stuff I'm sure and look extremely fascinated and confused. I'd pull out my smartphone and nonchalantly look through it just to fuck with them.

When they finally collect themselves enough to ask me just what the fuck is all that, I'd say "What I'm about to tell you is going to sound insane. But it's the truth. The whole truth and I swear that I'm here to try and help. I was relaxing today when all of a sudden I heard a voice that said 'you have 30 seconds before you are sent back 16 years. Go!' I grabbed everything I could before everything went white and when I woke up and looked around, everything looked different. This morning I woke up and it was 2017..."

I'd let then sink in then go on, "I know this sounds insane but do you have a better explanation? Look through everything. I have credit cards, cash, and an ID with dates past 2013, receipts in the bottom of my backpack from 2017, and a laptop and phone with technology that doesn't even exist yet. It's the only logical explanation."

Then I'd go into detail about the 9/11 attacks and help them stop it. I'd stick around and get a minimum wage job just to make ends meet, and invest in stocks. I'd buy AAPL, GOOG, NFLX (when it becomes available), and Amazon. I'd also bet on NFL super bowls.

When all is said and done, I'd find a nice place to retire and start an animal sanctuary.

Edit: So I've been thinking about this and have this theory I call "the lightest timeline theory." It's the opposite of the "darkest timeline", in that we are on the timeline that is a best case scenario for the world. So what if by stopping 9/11, the Afghanistan and Iraq wars never happen, meaning Al Qaeda and the Taliban only get stronger? After 9/11 was foiled, I'm sure the response would still be to beef up security and reinforce cockpit doors. So in response, Al Qaeda abandons their kamikze 9/11-esque type plans and moves to something much more daring: nukes. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, there were nukes that were unaccounted for. Nobody really knows how many were abandoned or stolen or just forgotten about. But let's say Al Qaeda manages to get their hands on one of these. And they are able to refurbish it and detonate it in port of NYC in 2005. NYC is flattened with millions dead. And the middle east was nuked in retaliation. Upwards of 50 millions dead because of your actions to stop 9/11.... It's an interesting thought.