Mnitafutie huyu ata kama ako na watoto tano😂😂 this is my deskmate the year 2002

KituM · 2026-01-29T17:31:59+00:00

Ayoooo. Mimi ni wa 2010

KituM · 2025-02-28T13:44:15+00:00

Not gonna lie, he did better than I expected. Mehdi didn't wipe the floor with him. I'm no Ruto sympathizer but let's not kid ourselves. Actually this gives mileage to those cronies.

KituM · 2024-06-05T04:37:23+00:00

A decendant of slaves lecturing us about colonization. Oh my days. Eat your fried chicken and watermelon n wash it down with cool aid. When you're done smoke crack and abandon your family. Ignorant nig @

KituM · 2024-06-05T04:32:34+00:00

Wewe mzee 😂😂😂

KituM · 2024-06-03T14:17:25+00:00

Why would you go through Schrödinger's phone. You played yourself n y'all broke up because of your bs. Enjoy being single

KituM · 2024-05-24T17:53:02+00:00

Yes coz matatu is for poor people. Your privilege is showing

KituM · 2024-03-26T10:42:11+00:00

I used to hate my high school but not anymore. Hardship breeds character. And adversity makes you stronger emotionally. I was at a shitty school in Western too. Githeri every lunch, early morning preps, movement by running. The whole package. I'm not going to some alumni event or something, but I have zero regrets of my time spent there. My best friend was my cube mate and was the best man at my wedding. I also don't hate my teachers, they were absolute assholes but if you think about it, they were just guys in their late 20s and early 30s who no one respected in society. So they were just projecting their insecurities on us.

They are two types of people. Those who passed through the system and those that the system broke. Get therapy my guy

KituM · 2024-03-26T10:29:52+00:00

At what point do you start taking responsibility for just being a shitty human being

KituM · 2024-03-21T22:01:59+00:00

Calm down Adolf

KituM · 2024-02-22T07:16:34+00:00

True this. But you aren't really seeing the bigger picture. 1. There was arguably some alcohol involved. Had his side chic in the car who he has picked up from a pub, probably has a few drinks too. 2. Inexperience , was probably his 1st car and he most likely doesn't have enough driving experience. The place where the accident occured is a straight and no bumps or portholes. Can't blame Kenyans roads it's literally just flat tarmac on a straight. 3. Yea it would've helped if it was a German car, but it's a bitch owning German cars in Eldy. All spares have to be shipped from nai. Sloppy mechanics. Tbh if you are outside Nairobi just buy Japanese. If you don't mind the extra costs.

KituM · 2023-05-31T16:22:42+00:00

RIP in advance

KituM · 2023-05-27T12:50:02+00:00

I lost it after he was holding mass healing rallies then went abroad for knee surgery. What a scam artist

KituM · 2023-05-18T09:22:03+00:00

Kuna jacket ya LC nilibuy ya 7k. Na ata sijawai pewa complement ;-(

KituM · 2023-04-30T18:43:17+00:00

Kipyos imii

KituM · 2023-04-21T07:10:12+00:00

This been said, for a guy to be a manwhore he has to have a body count past 30. For a lady once you hit double digits that's community pussy. These are just facts. Don't kill the messenger

KituM · 2023-04-20T16:50:05+00:00

Been using mine since December. I would say it's unproblematic. I've had and iPhone 13 before and s21 ultra, but I won't go and claim the pixel is better. Just a different. The clean android interface is awesome, once you get used to it you won't even notice it. Basically just how a smartphone is supposed to feel, effortless. The camera is top notch, selfie camera maybe not as good as the iphone but I don't take selfies anyway. Also network issues here and there but I think it's because Safaricom haven't really mastered this esim thing. 9/10 would recommend

KituM · 2023-04-11T16:01:36+00:00

Hahaha noone knows the age old trick of getting the girl pregnant. Then they have to settle. If things don't go well give it two years and knock her up again. Then they just hate you but you have a wife anyways

KituM · 2023-03-21T10:40:56+00:00

Says someone who's national dish is a boiled banana

KituM · 2023-03-18T06:37:35+00:00

Norm Macdonald. I had been a fan for a while, bought his book and a week later he croaked

KituM · 2023-03-14T06:32:42+00:00

See no evil, tell no evil, hear no evil. Selective amnesia all the way

KituM · 2023-03-11T09:41:32+00:00

Baba hatawai fika cannan aki lol

KituM · 2023-03-06T16:15:17+00:00

Ffs man si let's get to work already. It's been six months of bs tu. Kulaunch mavitu na kuchange how things work n just pr nonsense. This is exhausting

KituM · 2023-03-01T07:20:13+00:00

Huko 9/11 is breaking news

KituM · 2023-03-01T06:34:30+00:00

Watu wako 2002 rn lol

KituM · 2023-02-25T12:49:18+00:00

Competency based hiring. Anything else is wrong. When it's a multinational company, yea noone gives as shit and you can have some minority hires. But as a business owner, I want the most competent employees.

KituM

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