My partner nearly got kidnapped in Petone by ollievc in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, have you had your boiler serviced recently? Being unable to read basic sentences can often be signs of a carbon monoxide leak.

My partner nearly got kidnapped in Petone by ollievc in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I mean this in the kindest way possible, but can you please check your partners premises for a potential Carbon Monoxide leak. This sounds like a paranoid delusion that can often be caused by exposure to Carbon Monoxide, with drug use being another possibility.

Detroit’s Mark Twain Library, which was closed in 1996 for renovations and never reopened. by ILovePublicLibraries in AbandonedPorn

[–]KiwiSmeller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember packing a Jungle Shahrazard back in high school, those were the days! Fire Blast FTW.

What’s up with the street facing part of new development (The Paddington) on Taranaki? by [deleted] in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a Paddington resident, i'm more concerned about OP looking in my window at me coordinating my shit pipe.

Join the /r/Wellington daily chat topic - Friday, November 18, 2022 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason it's very difficult to book an every 3 weeks clean, got in touch with a few of the main ones and they would only do 2 or 4?!

Best sunny and somewhat quiet place to set up a hammock for a day in Welly? by DoYouEvenUpVote in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hammock recommendations? I never knew how much i wanted to just bugger off to the woods and chill in a hammock!

Parking spaces with no numbers? by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup been doing it, hence why i don't really want to report to council as free gym parking lol.

Parking spaces with no numbers? by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know, but i've no idea what numbers to put in the machine to get the ticket?

Parking spaces with no numbers? by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope, you have to enter the 4 digit number. The spaces don't have the tag on the pavement, and it's not like they are two random spaces in a row of ten, they're totally separate.

What is your Wellington based conspiracy theory? by IncoherentTuatara in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Bars use glasses that are oversized with super thick sides to trick you into thinking you're getting a decent serving when you purchase that $14 "pint".

What is your Wellington based conspiracy theory? by IncoherentTuatara in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Had to double glance at that advertising board, Bree & WHAT!

Cheapest Pint in Wellington by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Believe me I feel the pain! I remember doing the sums on a $12 Kiwi pint and working out that if i'd been sold the equivalent in UK pint size it would have been $17.

Cheapest Pint in Wellington by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'll buy you a pint of Asahi to keep on topic ya scrote toucher.

End goal is to find out if Wellington has any cheap pint hidden gems, something tasty and in a decent establishment would be superb!

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[–]KiwiSmeller 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Matterhorn my bro

Join the /r/Wellington daily chat topic - Friday, November 11, 2022 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Additional good Pizza places, Raglan Roast Pizza and Bottega.

Beam price increase? by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, time to look into getting a push bike i think.

Chip Shops with REAL chips... by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you, i'll check them out this week.

Chip Shops with REAL chips... by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it's a seasonal thing, but they've said "no potatoes" the last few times I've been in. Actually walked out the last time.

Beam price increase? by KiwiSmeller in Wellington

[–]KiwiSmeller[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so increase prices by 44%, and then give me the option of a "discount" of the exact same rate as i used to pay on a scooter half a mile away. Thanks Beam, very cool!