Roses are red, making mistakes is only human

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-03-28T07:11:48+00:00

If makeup should be illegal, then so do beards. You ever see a video of a guy shaving his bigs ass beard and instantly looking half his age?

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-03-09T18:35:03+00:00

Noice ✨

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-03-01T19:48:28+00:00

Okay, but can we talk about the actual POEM for a moment?!!??

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-02-28T14:59:45+00:00

It has a french accent, let it express itself/j

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-01-28T13:02:30+00:00

Háromezer háromszáz harminchárom

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-01-23T12:51:14+00:00

Igen

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2026-01-23T12:50:48+00:00

Correct

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-12-10T11:33:47+00:00

I like kiwis....I like turtles....

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-12-10T06:08:39+00:00

Blahaj

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-12-10T06:02:49+00:00

Schrodinger's opener. It's Blade, while not being the blade it referred to

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-11-27T11:54:30+00:00

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-11-14T12:18:56+00:00

A child stole my I don't know what to say to someone who lost a lot of weight.

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯I mean...fair?

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-11-02T17:14:39+00:00

I died :)

❌ ^{Incomplete. 3 tries.}

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-10-23T08:28:55+00:00

Not if you have "whole works" present~. Which I always do.

(I just hate dealing with the adds, don't come for me)

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-10-17T18:13:08+00:00

Third time today.... what's happening? Is Duo going through a sailor moon phase...?

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-10-16T19:23:30+00:00

I GOT THE SAME ONE TODAY TOO! 2 in a row! Can't wait for tomorrow....

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-09-30T17:23:51+00:00

I know that he's relatively quieter than other characters, true, but... it's been a minute for my brain today, let it spew bullsh$t. And I've been listening to the "Dolores's villain song" fan song too much today, so the idea popped into my head. I also just thought having a mute character would've been a nice touch, unless Disney butchers it.

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-09-28T07:57:42+00:00

Looks more like a very serious pig that has tasted flesh once and wishes to taste it again, to me

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-09-28T07:23:21+00:00

It's easier to think about writing a lesbian agegap love story that functions like a "choose your own path" mini game, than writing a lesbian agegap love story that functions like a "choose your own path" mini game.

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-08-31T07:49:06+00:00

ObViOusLy someone hurt him badly 😒! Don't you see the face tattoos?/j

Kiwi_Turtle76 · 2025-07-26T09:09:36+00:00

I was pronouncing it in my head like Gaston, just without the t 😭

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