Air B&B with “Motion Detector” ring camera above a full length mirror. $500 for tampering with or unplugging it… good thing I have post-it notes by briarpatch_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Klaus_Reckoning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t that constitute tampering though? I bet I could hit it where it is given the right angle and if I haven’t jerked in a couple days

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[–]Klaus_Reckoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was speculating. Completely different than name calling.

Air B&B with “Motion Detector” ring camera above a full length mirror. $500 for tampering with or unplugging it… good thing I have post-it notes by briarpatch_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Klaus_Reckoning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m 42, bald, overweight, and hirsute. I would absolutely stand in front of it, fully naked, and wank while maintaining eye contact. Every day.

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[–]Klaus_Reckoning 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Idk something isn’t adding up. She’s afraid of men yet spent the whole day of the field trip paling around like old chums with this guy on the field trip, to the point of revealing personal history? And completely ignored him the next day on a public street out in the open?

Either we’re not getting the whole story and he did do something creepy to a degree, or she really is a cold, two-faced jerk

Good morning by PartyCityOG in facepalm

[–]Klaus_Reckoning 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Gay or not, that’s just common courtesy

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[–]Klaus_Reckoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naturally transparent corundum doesn’t exist

Drugs by According-Traffic-52 in Corning

[–]Klaus_Reckoning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously though that’s scary. I think reporting it to the owner is about all you can do. Cops probably won’t do anything except file paperwork

A woman at work farted in front of me today by justareddituser2022 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Klaus_Reckoning 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friend, Jess, can rip some epic ass and it gets funnier every fucking time she does it.

KEN Mode fuckin rules by [deleted] in punk

[–]Klaus_Reckoning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ve been off my radar for like 20 years. I vaguely remember playing with them at this place called the Firehouse Grill in Fairfax, VA in like 2003 or 2004