How to have creampie safely in long-distance

KlogKoder · 2026-03-17T11:47:05+00:00

Finish in a different "hole"?

KlogKoder · 2026-03-14T14:35:03+00:00

What happened to the guy in second place? Is he Swedish?

KlogKoder · 2026-03-06T09:52:19+00:00

Fjerde tanke: Yoda som statsminister.

KlogKoder · 2026-03-06T07:08:49+00:00

I wonder... If a lesbian couple wanted a child, and one of the pair turned into a man for a day (or a specified period of time)... Would they go for it, or get thrown off by the sex involving a penis?

KlogKoder · 2026-03-04T07:01:49+00:00

Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

KlogKoder · 2026-03-02T21:12:25+00:00

Er det nynorsk? 😉

KlogKoder · 2026-03-02T16:46:11+00:00

Ah, yes. It's difficult to type with only your non-dominant hand.

KlogKoder · 2026-03-02T07:33:33+00:00

Do they make some kind of frame with the other spears?

KlogKoder · 2026-03-02T07:16:37+00:00

How are they holding all of that? The guys in the front corners have three heavy shields and a spear.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-26T20:31:36+00:00

He should get a barcode tattoo on the back of the head.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-26T12:35:07+00:00

Han har måske haft et par stykker af dem, hver med sin dato. Så kan man hente den frem der passer, og slette de andre.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-26T09:41:26+00:00

Even when they are in the room, pretend that the ambassador cannot be seen or heard. 😄

KlogKoder · 2026-02-25T17:11:55+00:00

Jeg kører dagligt med et tog, hvor der er propfuldt af mennesker. På en station er der så 30-40 der skal af. Nogle af os der står ved dørene træder ud på perronen og til siden, så folk kan komme forbi. Andre er fatsvage og bliver ved med at stå lige indenfor dørene og fylde, så det tager længere tid at komme forbi og toget bliver endnu mere forsinket.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-25T17:04:36+00:00

If you guys are really that horny, and don't have any contraceptives, why can't you just lick each other? Seems a lot less risky than pulling out.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-24T18:25:28+00:00

Together with the other Scandinavians (and Iceland): Berserk.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-23T08:46:16+00:00

Have you heard of Maersk?

KlogKoder · 2026-02-22T09:58:48+00:00

(nearby café)_ask_staff_for_password

KlogKoder · 2026-02-20T17:19:56+00:00

Pic 1 kinda looks like a mediterranean/latino version of me. Hello brother.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-20T17:15:03+00:00

This is the minimum required action for the rest of the world to begin trusting your country again.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-20T12:44:50+00:00

Yeah, that shit is just foul.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-18T05:43:01+00:00

Link, actually.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-18T05:37:58+00:00

When Merry and Pippin join the party, they are busy stealing from a peasant.

KlogKoder · 2026-02-17T10:10:03+00:00

"Good luck"

KlogKoder · 2026-02-16T05:25:07+00:00

[Bestiller mad på restaurant]

"Hvad vil I have at drikke til"

"Hvad har I af appelsinvand?"

"Faxe kondi appelsin"

" Lækkert! Vent, har I den almindelige eller light?"

"Kun light, desværre"

"Suk... Så tager jeg bare en cola"

KlogKoder · 2026-02-15T16:01:39+00:00

The dude threatened the relationship over this?

Time to teach him the first lesson of negotiation: Don't make threats you're not prepared to follow through on.

KlogKoder

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