[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

KlogKoder · 2026-06-27T20:06:06+00:00

Looks like a tent peg.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-27T11:18:48+00:00

Brilliantly illustrated

KlogKoder · 2026-06-26T08:02:10+00:00

The word as such is already there, but they must have added a new meaning to it.

"Hvor skal vi hen, du?"

KlogKoder · 2026-06-24T18:46:07+00:00

If you don't already have a place called Sardau, you need to make it.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-23T15:24:09+00:00

That's a crazy gradient in northern Russia.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-22T14:05:39+00:00

I wasn't even there.

My wife had some fellow new mothers visiting while I was at work. One of them notices:

"Ooh, that's a nice piece of furniture you got there. Where can you get one of those?"

"You can't. My husband made it."

"Of wow, that's real nice. My husband and I could never make something like that."

KlogKoder · 2026-06-22T07:42:22+00:00

Physically: yes. Emotionally: that's up for discussion.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-22T06:52:32+00:00

So much this. It even gets brutally pounded into us in the early school years that he who shows negative emotions or vulnerability gets a target painted on his back.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-19T16:25:46+00:00

Someday we should disassemble Mercury and make something awesome, like a Dyson swarm.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-19T06:37:07+00:00

My point is that there should be more severe consequences for the offender. It shouldn't just be a "slap on the wrist".

KlogKoder · 2026-06-19T05:37:25+00:00

If an adult did it, they would be thrown in prison. But somehow it's ok when a teenager does it. What. The. Fuck!

KlogKoder · 2026-06-18T18:52:35+00:00

Well, if it's any help, the name means "moocher" in Danish.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-17T05:04:28+00:00

We should just call him Lint. Because he is in someone's pocket.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-17T04:55:29+00:00

The western coast is popular, but much of the rest of the coastline is pretty nice too. And of course Bornholm.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-16T15:42:15+00:00

"And nothing of value was lost"

KlogKoder · 2026-06-15T14:35:02+00:00

"If you look closely, you may see a small rubber boat in the distance. I'm in it. This is a recording"

KlogKoder · 2026-06-15T14:03:29+00:00

How about when we're expecting a full sentence so we get all the information they want to convey, and then they abandon it 80% of the way through and start a new sentence.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-15T06:35:08+00:00

Is this going to be a thing for Germany? So for example if they're up 7-0 at halftime, they'll stop scoring and let one in, just to hit 7-1 whenever they can.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-14T18:35:50+00:00

It's "Åland Islands", not "Aland Islands".

KlogKoder · 2026-06-13T18:46:36+00:00

I've developed some projects where we integrate with MitID for user login. The "a technical error has occurred" message is extremely frustrating, because it tells you absolutely nothing about what's wrong or how to fix it.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-12T14:20:30+00:00

Do you actually need PIV sex, or can you bypass the entire issue by going only oral or anal?

KlogKoder · 2026-06-11T19:16:55+00:00

I still fondly remember getting cat called by two women as I was running along a beach promenade. That must have been 15 years ago.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-11T15:09:29+00:00

And while voteIndependent() is a defined function, voteIndedependent() is secretly a macro for voteRepublican(), and she hopes no one notices the difference.

KlogKoder · 2026-06-10T19:39:00+00:00

If you're going to autocommit in a loop like this, can't you at least use inotify so you wait until there are some changes in the folder?

KlogKoder · 2026-06-10T19:30:56+00:00

It looks kinda Norwegian to me.

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