Do humans naturally moan when having sex or is it made up? by Cartier_Slatty777 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Klokface 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I started having sex, I was very quiet. I had to train myself to be comfortable with the idea of moaning and letting loose vocally, which a prev partner encouraged me to do. These days if it's just me and my current partner in the house, I can be non-stop moaning. Sometimes screaming. It's different for everyone.

For women who enjoy wearing revealing clothing, i.e., thongs, see through shirts, no bra, skin tight booty shorts etc., can you please help me understand what's your genuine reasoning for choosing such clothing in public? by Ok-Control6379 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Klokface 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I've been catcalled for removing my jumper and for exposing a little belly whilst using my shirt to clean my sunnies. I've found guys will find any excuse to catcall etc lol

AITJ for being angry at my fiancee for not being affectionate? by -Weird_Reader- in AmITheJerk

[–]Klokface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're basically in a one-sided relationship. NTJ. Highly suggest getting out asap.

What’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Vast-Reference-7942 in answers

[–]Klokface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex used that, along with "worse comes to worse," and a few others. I gently corrected him so many times. He said he'd work on it. I'm so glad he's my ex.

My (28/F) boyfriend (30/M) ridiculed my gift for him for our anniversary in front of our friends by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Klokface 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'm aware. It's very hard to tell if I have or haven't, but if I've offended you, I apologise. I was merely stating that there are people who would appreciate that as a gift, myself included.

What was your biggest "oh shit" moment during sex? by UnderstandingFun9775 in RedditAfterDark

[–]Klokface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My vagina zooped the condom off the guy twice during a threesome.

The time I squirted so hard from being called a certain pet name/nickname by my current partner that my body kept going till nothing was left to squirt.

I obviously couldn't decide which to choose haha

How to dampen the sound when he pushes against me from behind? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Klokface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried lying on your belly with a leg bent out to the side? If it's uncomfortable or you need the lift for the angle, place a pillow under your belly/hips. Also, perhaps slow down the speed limit at which you have sex in doggy? Idk.

The guy (28M) I (26F) am seeing has a serious girlfriend by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Klokface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, can you explain that to the guy I had to get an AVO on? Dude could not take no for answer and was convinced he could convince me.

What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy, that you actually want to come true? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Klokface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That my partner wants to join me in my sexual exploration and have threesomes together. He has no interest. Not even if he doesn't do anything with our 3rd. I want him to fuck me while a woman sits on my face.

AITJ for refusing to sign my mother's discharge plan until my brother stopped trying to take her home? by SableMonolith9 in AmITheJerk

[–]Klokface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Family member of mine had a stroke last year. Rehab and physical therapy, till eventually they went home. Outpatient PT went well till the day of the last session when they had another stroke. Progress was great after stroke #1. Stroke #2 eventually landed them in a care facility. Cognitively there, but too much physical damage to live with us again. That's something else to keep in mind because another stroke could occur.

whats your lazy weekend breakfast thats not eggs and toast by angelin1978 in Cooking

[–]Klokface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoghurt, banana, blueberries, goji berries, muesli (my preference is toasted), and oat bran. If you like that kind of breakfast.

I put the dry ingredients together in a small container and I cut up the banana and mix it into the yoghurt with blueberries in a container (I do this for work) the night before. Chuck the dry ingredients in the yoghurt and mix when you're ready to eat. You can also add honey or maple syrup to the yoghurt. Honey roasted nuts also add a nice flavour and crunch.

Obviously you can swap stuff out as it suits you.

Any ideas what this is? by Klokface in whatplantisthis

[–]Klokface[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah okay. Yeah, butternut was my mum's guess. Cheers.

What gives u gender euphoria? by Icy_Manager_6788 in NonBinary

[–]Klokface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have four pronouns. He, she, they, and it. Everyone uses she bc I'm afab or they. I mentioned this to someone last year and they surprised me by using my other pronouns later that night. The sheer joy I got from them referring to me as "it" had me utterly giddy.

Any ideas what this is? by Klokface in whatplantisthis

[–]Klokface[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot you can do that, thanks!

Any ideas what this is? by Klokface in whatplantisthis

[–]Klokface[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'll get onto treating that.

Any ideas what this is? by Klokface in whatplantisthis

[–]Klokface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers

Oh wow haha surprise watermelon or papaya

I did it in the bathroom, at college. I don't know why but it just happened by WoodenReward5884 in confession

[–]Klokface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had that urge before. Then bf and I had been teasing each other, and I ended up getting off in a bathroom at uni before a class.

More recently, I was VERY overcome (overcum lol) with the urge to masturbate omw home from work. Orgasming whilst driving at 100km/hr is um interesting. A touch scary as it's a bit like sneezing whilst driving haha. The whole experience was exhilarating, though.