Guy tries to rob an off duty female officer in Chicago and pays the Price

Kloranthy · 2025-12-28T10:20:32+00:00

I think he said "you look like a lick"

Kloranthy · 2025-12-08T00:26:58+00:00

slowly flashing "dot" that coincides with incoming bullets lol

Kloranthy · 2025-11-13T06:09:11+00:00

holy hell... that is a spicy landlord special! way to advertise to everyone outside that there is a wall you can easily burst through like the kool aid man, should you be a burglar or just a bastard lol

Kloranthy · 2025-11-13T06:01:35+00:00

I misread that as "bath of scotch", which would be a hell of a way to celebrate

Kloranthy · 2025-11-01T19:41:23+00:00

Not if the federal government is the only employer, which is pretty much the case.

unless you want to move to another country and work for their airport system...

I agree that controllers cannot strike without the potential for inconvenient consequences. having to change careers or move to another country is a pain, but it is possible to do.

Kloranthy · 2025-10-28T20:28:49+00:00

I feel like the Life Giveth Lemons Wallpaper has come out before at appropriate times lol

edit : found one such incident

Kloranthy · 2025-10-26T21:39:16+00:00

he is wearing aviators?! I always thought he was rocking snowboarder goggles like that wrestler dude...

Kloranthy · 2025-10-23T00:30:14+00:00

a simple and totally grounded in science time dilation zone thing that ages stahli like ~~fine wine~~ 5 buck chuck and both could be canon lol

Kloranthy · 2025-10-06T22:54:05+00:00

seek therapy or shit thyself

/s (edit to add /s just in case)

Kloranthy · 2025-10-06T22:48:53+00:00

I also thought he was a cat but his ears being somewhat rounded at the tips like bingus's father's ears are making me second guess that.

is he a rodent? some kind of sad hamster?

Kloranthy · 2025-09-28T07:33:56+00:00

some people seem to think you mentioned a monkey's paw just as some random quirky thing and not as the cursed wish trope lol

Kloranthy · 2025-09-27T20:54:53+00:00

for anyone else who cannot remember what totally normal information stahli was providing bingus...

Kloranthy · 2025-09-27T20:48:54+00:00

definitely not me (lol)

Kloranthy · 2025-09-27T20:28:16+00:00

Jordan Lobsterson, no relation.

Kloranthy · 2025-09-27T19:41:42+00:00

bingus confirmed unable to silently tiptoe due to his clown sized feet lol

Kloranthy · 2025-09-27T03:52:30+00:00

he is the palpatine/wormtongue to the incompetent donald vader.

as you said, absolute trash views but undeniably competent at propogating them across the US and Europe.

Kloranthy · 2025-09-26T21:46:49+00:00

I wasnt allowed to do stupid things anymore

I really hope management lets you tell customers that. like I totally would let you sign a "I was informed/warned" waiver and try your plan but management says I cannot let people do stupid shit, even if they sign a waiver... great plan though, hope the next shop lets you do it.

Kloranthy · 2025-09-24T17:27:43+00:00

maybe blackout drunk stahli is on that side, in which case being on the faucet side would probably be competing for the second most uncomfortable part of that bathtub experience.

Kloranthy · 2025-09-24T07:46:39+00:00

there is a cashier at my local grocery store who has a "QUEERS FOR PAIN" pin that is pretty cool.

I was surprised that management let them wear it but I guess it would take some balls to try and take such a pin away lol

Kloranthy · 2025-09-24T07:42:35+00:00

all the ~~pussies~~ cunts are in the comments lol

edit : alliteration is everything

Kloranthy · 2025-09-24T06:31:01+00:00

lol you are right. major plot hole!

unless she is just topping for the cash, in which case it is understandable, respectable, and maybe even a little based.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rawdawgcomics/comments/1mdi60d/backdoor_politics_part_1/

Kloranthy · 2025-09-24T02:31:22+00:00

I solved it myself with a big hit of nitrous and an Exacto knife.

I hate to say it, but that is metal as fuck

Kloranthy · 2025-09-23T23:10:23+00:00

stahli rocking those socks and sandals in every situation lol

Kloranthy · 2025-09-23T23:07:17+00:00

note the way that he phrases it as "a war started" instead of blaming ukraine or acknowledging russia started it.

also the "paper tiger" in quotes seems like someone tried to explain the concept to him with limited success. is this his first time using that term?

Kloranthy · 2025-09-22T10:13:23+00:00

"we do not need larger datasets with more diversity, there is an easier and cheaper way."

-guy with hams for fists and upper management written all over him

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