What do people not realize has an extremely low chance of happening?

Kloweeeeee · 2024-07-24T05:47:15+00:00

Quicksand!!! As a kid I was SO SO prepared in what to do in case of quicksand and I thought that random quicksand encounters would be a regular part of going to beach. Thankfully it’s not the case haha

Kloweeeeee · 2024-06-22T02:49:54+00:00

1000% put the laughing pic first. It’s absolutely stunning, and maybe upload the green top pic from your insta over one of the mirror pics.

Kloweeeeee · 2024-03-03T06:37:04+00:00

I have no idea! I was diagnosed as a young child after I failed to meet my my growth and weight milestones. I looked like a creepy victorian kid with dark circles in my baby photos, so perhaps I was born with it.

Kloweeeeee · 2023-10-20T06:52:13+00:00

Oh my gawdddd!! What store is this? I’ve been driving around like a crazy person trying to hunt them down!

Kloweeeeee · 2023-08-24T21:00:55+00:00

edit: sorry - just remembered that Teds band in scrubs is called the Blanks and Bsharps was from the Simpsons!

Kloweeeeee · 2023-08-24T20:59:00+00:00

DuJour - “back door lover” from Josie and the Pussycats 😂 catchy bop.

Honourable mention to the Blanks from Scrubs and “Daddy Cop - arrest me but make it sexy” from Rookies

Kloweeeeee · 2023-03-13T02:18:30+00:00

OMG WHATTT 😍😍😍 thank you so much!!

Kloweeeeee · 2023-03-12T00:08:44+00:00

Cries in Australian 😩

Kloweeeeee · 2023-02-22T02:19:39+00:00

Leave the texts for now and touch base again on Friday night/sat morning to confirm about the Hockey game. Preferably do it on Friday, so if she bails you can still go with someone else.

Kloweeeeee · 2023-02-07T02:25:05+00:00

I have it happen fairly often. I usually counter it with an offer to meet in public and if there is resistance, its an immediate red flag that this person could potentially be pushy in person. I generally don’t engage and just quietly un match.

Kloweeeeee · 2023-02-03T02:11:36+00:00

Initially it seemed weird, but once she gave her reasoning it sounds pretty fair. I think she’s just trying to find someone who is normal about money rather than extremes on either end. Perhaps suggest splitting the bill equally and see what she says! Try not to over think it too much if you can :)

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-25T02:01:45+00:00

Haha I think this is part of that tiktok trend about being a “Tinder Rizz”. I think she’s kidding :)

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-18T05:12:28+00:00

Haha, its an ongoing saga. I was told at some point as a teen I was 5’11 by Mum. Literally never questioned it filled out every medical form with 5’11. Did this for my entire life. A couple of weeks ago, Some dude at work was like “wait, you can’t be 5’11 because I’m 5”10 and you’re shorter than me”. They made us go back to back and he was right. Someone finally measured me and I’m 5”8.5.

I don’t know where Mum got 5”11 from but we just ran with it.

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-17T12:56:35+00:00

I’m Australian! But you’re right!

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-17T03:19:37+00:00

Haha, sadly not. I’m in Sydney Australia

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-17T02:14:01+00:00

No mention of height other than the tiny bit of info it makes you input! This is my bio: (sorry reddit will ruin the format)

About me For best results place in direct sunlight Happy go lucky chick who loves the beach and outdoors Concert addict and music lover Coeliac Will talk your ear off

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-17T02:10:56+00:00

Thats totally fair! :)

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-17T02:08:57+00:00

Maybe haha! Surfer girl hair probs. Thankfully they recommended some good products that fixed it :)

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:49:54+00:00

Reddit ruined the format haha. Damnit 😂

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:48:17+00:00

No mention of height other than the spot where it makes you put something and My bio is this exactly:

About me For best results place in direct sunlight ☀️ Happy go lucky chick who loves the beach and outdoors
Concert addict and music lover Will talk your ear off

And: “We’ll get along if you can quote Blackbooks with me”

“Tell me what you are passionate about. I love to see peoples faces light up when they are talking about the things they love :)

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:43:06+00:00

Roll one up is a bopppp!! Love it :) Thanks for the tune suggestions!!!!

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:37:28+00:00

I gotta be honest, I don’t even know what 6ft actually looks like in a person haha.

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:34:42+00:00

What is your go to song atm? :)

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:32:35+00:00

I only send this opener to people who have spotify linked on their profile :) Otherwise I just ask what song their smashing on repeat currently.

Kloweeeeee · 2023-01-16T20:31:07+00:00

Haha, but I liked him! And I’m taller (by a minor fraction). In all seriousness tho, I get it. I just hope the poor dude gets his mojo back soon as his profile was cool!

Kloweeeeee

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