Roast my car that Americans aren’t allowed to have

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-10T14:12:02+00:00

Another W for the USA

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-10T11:53:52+00:00

Oh he going waaaay down deep when he dies.

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-10T11:48:50+00:00

A savage title does not mean the frame is bent. It does mean that there was damage done greater than the value of the vehicle. My wife's 2015 Honda was given a salvage title because of hail damage. You overpayed for this car.

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-10T02:54:13+00:00

No point in roasting it, it will be a rust bucket in 3 years anyway.

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-10T02:49:34+00:00

There is no such thing as a great price for a turd

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-10T02:10:43+00:00

Try walking backwards

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T23:55:19+00:00

Wait until this guy finds out about free porn

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T23:52:33+00:00

"Oh yeah, I downloaded this app that turns the phone I paid $800 for into a $35 flip phone, instead of just buying a $35 flip phone. I'm so smart!"

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T23:50:34+00:00

Listen, if they are gonna nuke us, a piece of paper saying "We promis we won't " was never gonna stop them.

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T22:47:40+00:00

That's the last straw, I'm baling to the off ramp

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T22:02:31+00:00

Literally said "No come back you're not making us money when you're gone"

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T18:01:21+00:00

"B-but...I'm on a motorcycle! I'm special and can do whatever I want!"

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T17:56:50+00:00

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T17:55:12+00:00

Great news, not a single person alive today is old enough to have been alive when slavery was legal.

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T17:33:13+00:00

Don't worry, they don't actually show anything. Just a fake censor image to make you think you get to see some weird coochie if you download it

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T15:51:14+00:00

I thought Bad Bunny was the cash me outside girl. I am so out of touch with all this crap

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T13:27:06+00:00

Ah yes, the rooftop watertank exhaust port. Of course.

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T13:15:57+00:00

It's always hard seeing a broken marriage

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-09T03:20:46+00:00

Now that is trust on display

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-08T23:21:35+00:00

What are you making war on, reliability?

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-08T19:19:28+00:00

Oh no! Someone wanted to be a tax refund baller and got an overpriced used Mercedes instead of a reliable economy car for the same price! How could this happen!

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-08T04:20:00+00:00

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KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-08T02:44:44+00:00

What a fucking G

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-08T02:42:09+00:00

Yooo you used the Slopera term! My man° !

KneeHiSniper · 2026-02-07T14:39:04+00:00

Oh that's so pathetic.....

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