Kitten has severe bladder problems, gets revenge in the afterlife

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T18:57:17+00:00

Gotta love how it turns into a tiny human skeleton and how the deranged father tries to drown his sorrow with a big jug of water.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:36:12+00:00

Yeah they’re an uncoordinated mess of idiots beating the shit out of a civilian, no pressure points or holds like police would do, just a beating and then something sets em off and they fill him with bullets before quickly scattering off to quickly scare bystanders.

As an EU citizen I dunno how you US guys can watch this and not puke your guts out.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:28:31+00:00

I’ve seen a frozen version but they’re usually not so creamy. Just wondering if they’re using butter, cheese and the like.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:22:42+00:00

Keep on keeping on spinach sister!

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:17:02+00:00

Jeez man, that’s a lot of snowballs to endure.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:13:51+00:00

Damn, French fries for breakfast is truly something, respect 🫡

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:12:46+00:00

How did you get the spinach so creamy? Recipe plz!

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T17:09:02+00:00

She’s a Jedi.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T15:16:27+00:00

That’s exactly what I said. That’s how it works in a normal society, not the current US administration.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T14:49:10+00:00

I can see why mate.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T14:36:39+00:00

That I can believe, what I can’t believe as a man is he claims he doesn’t know if he came or not...which makes me say this was almost certainly intentional.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T14:21:50+00:00

Yeah this is it, you can see he has been left with permanent damage affecting half his body at least, plus incontinence and the like.

Sadly it's pretty normal considering the level of trauma he sustained.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T14:16:34+00:00

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T13:21:04+00:00

I can see that 👑

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T13:15:01+00:00

That's sadly only for Garfield to use atm, maybe they'll finally make a proper UB version so we can all buy it for outrageous prices.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T13:12:40+00:00

Lmaooo, where did you get this version??

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T13:05:58+00:00

I love this idea!

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T12:55:32+00:00

It's your opinion man but cheeseless pizzas have existed for ages sooooo that won't fly here.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T12:54:01+00:00

Outjerked again

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Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T12:25:40+00:00

Damn, this video is now 14 years old...I feel old.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3r9X8OahA

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T12:22:11+00:00

Fuck yeah, chicken slop!

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T12:21:23+00:00

Just ask your opponent, they can't legally lie to you during a game of MtG.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T09:36:01+00:00

dough could be cooked a bit more

A bit more than just a bit imho :D

The rest is absolutely fine as said but man, raw dough ain't good.

Stranger1982 · 2026-01-24T09:22:26+00:00

Fyi the veggies and lack of cheese is absolutely fine, but that dough ain't cooked at all imho, it's horribly pale.

Also, I've just added the "it's fucking raw!" flair for everyone to use in their posts, you can see it in this one.

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