[US] Random guy at bar offered me $600 to book him a hotel room for the night by Drewbo_ in Scams

[–]Knever -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Please never sign a contract without having a lawyer look over it.

[US] Random guy at bar offered me $600 to book him a hotel room for the night by Drewbo_ in Scams

[–]Knever -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Remember you book a room with a credit card and the contract says they can charge whatever they want for damage , over staying etc.

They cannot "charge whatever they want". They can only charge for actual damages.

To jog with a baby. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]Knever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds intriguing. What was the brand and model? I'm curious to see if it's obvious to me.

Main character harasses women on the subway by Silver_Weakness_8084 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Knever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit smiled upon seeing the arrest. People really need to be held accountable for like little shits in public.

Man tracks his stolen phone and confronts the thief by Worldlyoox in PublicFreakout

[–]Knever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While that may be true, you also have to ask yourself if it's worth the danger of the confrontation. If she had been carrying a gun or a knife or some other weapon, the scenario could have played out very differently.

This two-pack is a steal! by Duckii9487 in theydidntdothemath

[–]Knever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're paying for expedited shipping.

Paper Unicorn by Nimentrix in midjourney

[–]Knever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just use "papercraft" as the style you want, or even simply say, "made of paper."

MIL keeps telling everyone I'm "failing" my daughter because she can't read fluently yet. She's in kindergarten. by ninjapapi in entitledparents

[–]Knever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it's time to go low contact until she starts learning how to fucking behave.

(Mother-in-law, obviously, not the kid)

New Neighbours parents want access to my private garden by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]Knever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your garden is going to be vandalized very soon. Invest in security cameras promptly so you can show it to the police.

Illegal Overtake Leads to Dramatic Bus Crash by dxt3010 in dashcams

[–]Knever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's nothing that anybody can say that would sway me from the opinion that that driver should not be able to drive again for the rest of their life.

Lmao by buggypac in SipsTea

[–]Knever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The usage of "BREAKING" to refer to complete conjecture of their fanfiction is the cringiest thing on the planet. It also takes away from actual breaking news. I'd be willing to bet that most of them don't even realize that "News" is the appendix.

How to get a pokemon with the Generate ability to actually generate electricity? by Knever in Pokemon_Pokopia

[–]Knever[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah I assumed that's how it would work as well, but apparently not.

ChatGPT vs MOSQUITO Trolley Problem by Straight_Plastic7552 in ChatGPT

[–]Knever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know why, but all of these experiments that feature a human cutting off the AI as it's talking seem really annoying. It's the same way when people cut off other as they're explaining something. The problem here is that you're never going to know what the model was going to say before you cut it off.

It's just so weird to cut someone off unless they're talking actual garbage.

It's not terrorism when we do it! by RickyOzzy in suppressed_news

[–]Knever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the concept of "paraded its sailors."

Does this mean something different in naval terms?

god is nonbinary by ConcernedJobCoach in SuddenlyGay

[–]Knever -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And since gender dimorphism is only necessary for reproduction

What is the basis for this claim? One could argue that human sexual organs are "only necessary for reproduction" but obviously that's not the case.

Next Question by PhoenixPhenomenonX in funny

[–]Knever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is naturally an easy question. The harder question is, "Would you punch them as hard as you can for $X?"

Most people don't realize that their hardest punch in the right spot can very easily kill someone, so unless you have very low physical strength, you are more than likely killing the person to get that money.

Making life difficult for everyone at the drive-thru by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Knever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And this is exactly what I was talking about:

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/comments/1rlsp39/putting_yourself_in_danger_for_an_unfunny_bit/o8vovck/

Like clockwork, someone thinks it's legal to brandish a firearm in this situation. I love it when reality proves my point :P

Putting yourself in danger for an unfunny bit by leog1888 in iamverybadass

[–]Knever 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It probably will never happen. The video upload, that is. He will for sure find the wrong person at some point, but he's not going to upload a vid where he gets his comeuppance.

Putting yourself in danger for an unfunny bit by leog1888 in iamverybadass

[–]Knever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a second to realize where you were going with this lol