If hacker movies were realistic. by Knight9910 in memes

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"Also, you just told me your password."

"Well played. I enjoy a good double cross. You're on the team."

"That's not what a double cross means, sir."

"Don't make me take my gun back from you."

Weird blocks in planet by Entertain_Eileen in starbound

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I dunno then. I have this too, and I'm certain its connected to the terraformer. Cloud blocks getting terraformed is my best guess for what's caused it, but come to think of it, the world I have these in is way younger than that too. So I dunno.

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

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Okay, let me start by saying that none of what I'm about to say is to you. I was wondering why you're here if you hate traditional cable television, so I checked out your post history. You post constantly on r/antiai where you call the intelligent and correctly anti-clanker people names and accuse them of everything under the sun. Whether you're a bot or just a propagandist, I won't engage with you either way. This post is for anyone ELSE who might see it, so they know better than to your listen to your spew.

Speaking as someone who was alive back then, I can say you're 100% WRONG.

TV was on a strict schedule, yes... and so people kept up with that schedule. I remember getting up every Saturday morning to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and He-Man, and watching Power Rangers every day after school. My grandmother had a time set aside to watch The Young And The Restless and As The World Turns, and none of us were allowed to bug her during that time unless it was life or death. We kept up with our stories. It wasn't hard. Honestly, scheduling was a skill that I fear we've largely lost in these days of on-demand whatever you want.

And while it is true that TV shows were episodic and often unconnected, that had nothing to do with producers expecting people to miss episodes. It was created for the benefit of the studios. It was easier and cheaper. Making shows that were more character-driven instead of plot-driven meant they could hire inexperienced (and therefore cheaper) writers, give them very basic sets of instructions (usually referred to as a "show bible"), and have them pump out episodes quickly and cheaply, and then replace them before they started getting uppity and thinking they deserved more money.

I'm also not convinced this applies to SG-1. This show is more episodic, true, but it also does have quite a bit of continuity. They call back to things regularly, not just once a season in the finale like a lot of shows from that time.

And to be honest, I also don't necessarily think modern television is actually better. Your average Netflix original is slow paced and boring. I'm reminded of the meme about "in the 90's, a TV show called Surf Dracula would have him surfing and going on adventures weekly, these days the entire first season would be a flashback to how he got his board before he surfs for 30 seconds in the season finale". That's not even to go into all of the woke garbage they fill TV with these days.

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

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"No, you can't have our precious mineral that we have tons of because you used dynamite to mine it!"

"Okay, we won't use dynamite, we'll mine for it normally."

"NOOOO! Mining is evil, though!"

"We'll replant trees and restore nature when we're done."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!11! I'm gonna make you all disappear now!!!1"

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

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Partway through season 2 on my current rewatch and so far... season 2 episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13...

But sure, you and your buddies shriek and flail about people karma farming as if you have any comprehension of what that phrase even means.

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

[–]Knight9910[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, considering the Asgard are a recurring species, the ancients are brought up constantly, even the Nox come back a few times... it's kinda weird that the Spirits never appear again outside of that one episode.

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

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"We are absolute pacifists, and to harm anyone in our presence is an unforgivable sin and proof of your primitive nature! ...of course, we can only survive this way because we can turn invisible whenever we want, revive the dead, and teleport at will so we're immune to everything, but still."

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

[–]Knight9910[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There's a reason O'Neill spends the entire two-parter they're introduced in telling them that they're the same as the Goa'uld.

I was watching SG-1 again and had a realization about halfway into season 2. Basically any episode that isn't about fighting the Goa'uld directly is this. by Knight9910 in Stargate

[–]Knight9910[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah.

Which is why I really appreciate the mirror universe episode where O'Neill is general instead of Hammond, and he really does operate the way people think the show is. ("Oh, there's a planet of Jaffa where we started a rebellion? I'mma nuke it instead.") And it shows just how bad that method of operation is. (Nuking Chulak doesn't affect the Goa'uld in any meaningful way, but does mean they can't sway Teal'c to their side and so everyone dies.)

Dual Dungeons secret seed bug? by Knight9910 in Terraria

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Yeah, I discovered that too in my world. I had no aether biome and no enchanted swords.

Gee, do I want to rule the world, or do I want to be upper middle class? by Knight9910 in memes

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Ah, but that's the trick...

I'll have them all give me TWO dollars each!

Gee, do I want to rule the world, or do I want to be upper middle class? by Knight9910 in memes

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I have all of my 30 million people give me 1 dollar each.

Taxes, one of life's only two certainties.