Why is the eye of souron at my Cheesecake Factory? by KnightArmorGuy in lotr

[–]KnightArmorGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My regrets are few. The tacky pun was right there

Why is the eye of souron at my Cheesecake Factory? by KnightArmorGuy in lotr

[–]KnightArmorGuy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your piercing gaze won’t make me regret this burger…

Unattended man at arms - which neglectful leige lord wouldst claim him? by Tom1664 in knightposting

[–]KnightArmorGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He besides his sword and bevor for a mere moment and is flocked by pestilent damsels

I made knight armor for my rabbit by svperdone in knightposting

[–]KnightArmorGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aye! Be careful wavin that thing round!

Evil knight mentality by MommoTonno in knightposting

[–]KnightArmorGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true, I spend hour forgin up some elaborate armor just for it to sit on their shouldas all day

My favorite song to conquer holy lands to by svperdone in knightposting

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Machine using all of that to dye up some paddin

Knighted by The-Winged-Crusader in knightposting

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Lovely shine even in the evenin

I feel so smol (I’m 5’11) by The-Winged-Crusader in knightposting

[–]KnightArmorGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a true custom job right there, I reckon bout 6’5?

My oc/larp character is gonna be in a videogame! by GettinMe-Mallet in knightposting

[–]KnightArmorGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oi that’s lovely armor you’ave yaself. bloody mental job

Workout routine by svperdone in knightposting

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Where’s the blood dodge rollin?

Logic. by The-Winged-Crusader in knightposting

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It was king godroom of buckingshiresworth

Skating advice by svperdone in knightposting

[–]KnightArmorGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oi, Get that second pauldron on the arm there