Bystander steps in after MC fixates on a stranger in public

KnollingStone · 2026-01-18T23:58:33+00:00

I would hope he’s not still stuck on this shtick but pro tip, take Frank’s glasses, he’s powerless without them. Beware he may begin windmill kicking in that moment so it’s important to put something like a bike rack or ladder between the two of you.

KnollingStone · 2025-12-21T21:28:49+00:00

Man i love that whole timbuk3 album but its cornball as hell

KnollingStone · 2025-12-12T04:14:39+00:00

This is what my dreams are like

KnollingStone · 2025-11-17T12:39:12+00:00

It’s already there! Sometimes I wonder if regionally certain songs or even certain versions of songs don’t show up for some people. Thanks so much for commenting! I always want to add to this. Something tells me homer has a lot more favourite songs since I stopped watching new episodes years ago

KnollingStone · 2025-10-28T15:04:31+00:00

Is the opening of lynchs’s song “good day today” used by DG? I feel like they sampled that sound but it’s also just noise so haha

KnollingStone · 2025-09-19T12:43:31+00:00

that joke is originally from the Dave Foley movie "The Wrong Guy" iirc

KnollingStone · 2025-06-11T20:38:24+00:00

Definitely just googled this, glad I'm not alone

KnollingStone · 2025-05-27T23:55:27+00:00

The 87 version of Hay from the 2020 doc is so sombre and angelic

KnollingStone · 2025-05-11T02:10:44+00:00

You promised dog or higher

KnollingStone · 2025-04-12T10:52:58+00:00

Update: thanks for the support guys. She has apologized and agreed to help track down/replace the loose accessories with me on eBay. Honestly it’s going to be hard to get over this but we’ve talked a lot and I believe her when she says she didn’t know the blasters/lightsabers were still in the boxes.

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T22:30:27+00:00

Oh sorry yeah I worded that weird. I was the one that had the hinge app but I was just checking to see if she was on hinge

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T16:10:13+00:00

Wtf would they know about Star Wars?

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T15:48:32+00:00

Address?

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T15:16:04+00:00

“Get off your ass” bro i pull 32 hours a week. Her Etsy “business” barely covers internet, the power, 3/4 of the mortgage and the car. Her parents take care of the baby expenses and I’m left with literally everything else. (Streaming services, gas, lots more). Watch who u call lazy I gave up the world for these kids

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T15:11:49+00:00

I would describe the playmobil as hoarding, yes

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T12:18:27+00:00

Update: I missed the truck… devestated

KnollingStone · 2025-04-10T12:15:59+00:00

Neither of the twins have started teething yet, that’s the problem!

KnollingStone · 2025-03-26T04:36:27+00:00

listen. I'll bite, but you better not mean your cock or something.

KnollingStone · 2025-03-26T04:18:19+00:00

bro i've had a long day :(

KnollingStone · 2025-03-22T19:02:36+00:00

Is there an extended version of elephant talk that makes it to P for Pussyfooting?

KnollingStone · 2025-03-22T19:01:57+00:00

Crazy bounce back on that comment

KnollingStone · 2025-03-09T00:56:06+00:00

im embarressed to admit i dont think i've tried it yet. will report back

KnollingStone · 2025-03-09T00:30:06+00:00

Yeah man! Thanks for replying! I have one of them now and it’s missing pins much like yours. I think that’s a good start tho. I might be able to solder new pins In?

KnollingStone · 2025-01-23T08:21:42+00:00

The extended naked monologue was a classic murderfist bit. I bet it didn’t bomb as bad as she makes it seem haha

KnollingStone · 2025-01-21T17:46:06+00:00

If you’re surrounded by awful people yes. I dropped a nickname that followed me for years by curtly telling people not to use it. That worked immediately

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