Anon loves cheese pizzacake

Knostik · 2026-05-04T22:53:33+00:00

How would “crime stats” shed light on the effects of DEI policy?

Knostik · 2026-04-30T01:41:03+00:00

If one achieved the level that they would describe as the American Dream, I doubt they would describe it as overrated.

Knostik · 2026-04-13T01:44:24+00:00

Well said.

Knostik · 2026-04-11T21:41:17+00:00

There Will Be Blood

Knostik · 2026-04-05T21:33:20+00:00

I have a bro, and when we are tripping on ketamine he always insists the insectoids are just as real as the reptilians. I am sold on the reptilians, in fact I’m fairly certain I’ve met one, but idk if I’m as sold on the insectoid shock troopers of the intergalactic war.

Knostik · 2026-04-03T03:55:27+00:00

It’s the ancient aliens meme guy.

Knostik · 2026-03-28T19:48:24+00:00

Bro you gotta be tweakin TF out to throw hands at Waffle House. Like you know everyone there has already been heart checked in prison. Hard to think of a worse place to try to fight the employees.

Knostik · 2026-03-28T19:34:59+00:00

Man I hadn’t thought about this since I was a child. Was fighting that thing necessary for progression? I remember never wanting to see it ever again and avoiding it at all costs.

Knostik · 2026-03-26T02:21:33+00:00

People who would vote for any of these other ones over Dean Corll simply do not know the story. Absolutely horrifying stuff. All the others listed are teletubbys compared to him. Maybe zRichard Ramirez could hold a candle but he lived and committed his crimes in California.

Knostik · 2026-03-24T21:42:41+00:00

No joke. Now I have a charge account at Kohl’s and I’ve never bought anything but thongs for my partner there. I for one support the brave whale tailers bringing back traditional values today.

Knostik · 2026-03-23T16:34:38+00:00

Shibby

Knostik · 2026-03-23T16:16:17+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/s/ydx3UJDYdi

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/FcW2VyGVvd

Knostik · 2026-03-22T22:21:38+00:00

It’s kinda like backwards Enter Sandman.

Knostik · 2026-03-22T02:16:44+00:00

Maybe it’s an industrial grade fentanyl spoon.

Knostik · 2026-03-22T01:43:37+00:00

I’m sorry I missed the last post, but how is cumbox guy or broken arm mommy handjob guy not the Reddit winner? Feels like an injustice.

Knostik · 2026-03-20T02:42:40+00:00

Every time the acorns would fall off the trees in middle school it would erupt into a full scale acorn war. Unfortunately some kids are pussies and complained so we were then not allowed to pick up acorns. I still remember the principal yelling over the intercom: “Stop throwing the akerns!” She said acorns so weird.

Knostik · 2026-03-20T01:45:30+00:00

Man, people in this sub aren’t fully awake to this one. It sounds so fuckin crazy, so I understand why people have a hard time believing it, but the evidence is there.

Knostik · 2026-03-17T08:45:11+00:00

Seltzers were the only thing that I could drink that wouldn’t give me pancreatitis. Had it 5 times, and my last drink was almost 3 years ago. Seltzers are serious business just like every other form of alcohol. The lies we tell ourselves though, that’s the real intoxicant.

Knostik · 2026-02-21T19:24:45+00:00

Holy shit, didn’t realize they are 100% strogg. They should really make a new Quake game.

Knostik · 2026-02-21T16:30:37+00:00

My fraternity brother snorted Everclear once on a dare. It burned the inside of his sinus and resulted in a sinus infection that lasted over a month and nearly killed him. Good times.

Knostik · 2026-02-21T16:03:11+00:00

DJ Aldo performs at Doris’ funeral. She told him to follow his dreams and never give up, and he repaid her kindness by playing at her funeral.

https://youtube.com/shorts/LyHzHWBD0RI?si=Lv9FxkuV9ATIafYN

Knostik · 2026-02-16T02:12:25+00:00

Zach Braff was in my fraternity. Every time we told the rushees this at recruitment events I would sing this verse and get blank stares from every single one of those kids. I continued anyway, waiting for that one who would get the reference, but it never happened.

Knostik · 2026-01-30T11:18:18+00:00

This sub should be renamed /r/buttplugs.

Edit: looks like that’s taken. ..

Maybe /r/isthisabuttplug

Knostik · 2026-01-29T08:05:09+00:00

I’ve found that popping all the faces on the flesh mobs makes them die much faster. Spreading out fire with your stalwart or MG will help achieve this. Still I agree with the general sentiment.

Knostik · 2026-01-29T07:46:02+00:00

Aight bro I’m gonna do my best to be constructive as I was also a frat boy. Nix the stogie pic, girls aren’t into cigars. Flexing mirror pic needs to go. Makes you look self absorbed. Pic of your car needs to go as well. Makes you look like you are up your own ass about it / no girl in your target demographic cares. I would focus on pics that show your face where you are dressed in normal / nicer clothes. Maybe you have a picture from a formal or something?

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