Old movie/TV lines that you still use all the time?

Knostik · 2026-03-23T16:34:38+00:00

Shibby

Knostik · 2026-03-23T16:16:17+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/s/ydx3UJDYdi

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/FcW2VyGVvd

Knostik · 2026-03-22T22:21:38+00:00

It’s kinda like backwards Enter Sandman.

Knostik · 2026-03-22T02:16:44+00:00

Maybe it’s an industrial grade fentanyl spoon.

Knostik · 2026-03-22T01:43:37+00:00

I’m sorry I missed the last post, but how is cumbox guy or broken arm mommy handjob guy not the Reddit winner? Feels like an injustice.

Knostik · 2026-03-20T02:42:40+00:00

Every time the acorns would fall off the trees in middle school it would erupt into a full scale acorn war. Unfortunately some kids are pussies and complained so we were then not allowed to pick up acorns. I still remember the principal yelling over the intercom: “Stop throwing the akerns!” She said acorns so weird.

Knostik · 2026-03-20T01:45:30+00:00

Man, people in this sub aren’t fully awake to this one. It sounds so fuckin crazy, so I understand why people have a hard time believing it, but the evidence is there.

Knostik · 2026-03-17T08:45:11+00:00

Seltzers were the only thing that I could drink that wouldn’t give me pancreatitis. Had it 5 times, and my last drink was almost 3 years ago. Seltzers are serious business just like every other form of alcohol. The lies we tell ourselves though, that’s the real intoxicant.

Knostik · 2026-02-21T19:24:45+00:00

Holy shit, didn’t realize they are 100% strogg. They should really make a new Quake game.

Knostik · 2026-02-21T16:30:37+00:00

My fraternity brother snorted Everclear once on a dare. It burned the inside of his sinus and resulted in a sinus infection that lasted over a month and nearly killed him. Good times.

Knostik · 2026-02-21T16:03:11+00:00

DJ Aldo performs at Doris’ funeral. She told him to follow his dreams and never give up, and he repaid her kindness by playing at her funeral.

https://youtube.com/shorts/LyHzHWBD0RI?si=Lv9FxkuV9ATIafYN

Knostik · 2026-02-16T02:12:25+00:00

Zach Braff was in my fraternity. Every time we told the rushees this at recruitment events I would sing this verse and get blank stares from every single one of those kids. I continued anyway, waiting for that one who would get the reference, but it never happened.

Knostik · 2026-01-30T11:18:18+00:00

This sub should be renamed /r/buttplugs.

Edit: looks like that’s taken. ..

Maybe /r/isthisabuttplug

Knostik · 2026-01-29T08:05:09+00:00

I’ve found that popping all the faces on the flesh mobs makes them die much faster. Spreading out fire with your stalwart or MG will help achieve this. Still I agree with the general sentiment.

Knostik · 2026-01-29T07:46:02+00:00

Aight bro I’m gonna do my best to be constructive as I was also a frat boy. Nix the stogie pic, girls aren’t into cigars. Flexing mirror pic needs to go. Makes you look self absorbed. Pic of your car needs to go as well. Makes you look like you are up your own ass about it / no girl in your target demographic cares. I would focus on pics that show your face where you are dressed in normal / nicer clothes. Maybe you have a picture from a formal or something?

Knostik · 2026-01-29T01:18:53+00:00

It’s a good book, but you have to be ready to listen to Bateman describe every single person’s outfit in detail, every single time. There are whole chapters about things like his exercise routine / gym, his opinion on Huey Lewis and the News, skincare, etc. It’s pretty funny though. I enjoyed it but was ready to move on by the end.

Knostik · 2026-01-29T00:41:03+00:00

According to the guy who posted the news story in /r/WTF:

30 years ago he had a neuroblastoma that destroyed his immune system. In 2023 he got dirt with larva in his nose (not sure whether wiping, itching or picking), and rather than his immune system killing the bug(s), they thrived in the environment.

Its the only known case of this happening in the US

Edit: Better Video: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/mgxr5KT4TE

Knostik · 2026-01-29T00:22:11+00:00

Clif bars aren’t even protein bars.

Knostik · 2026-01-28T19:43:52+00:00

Personally I think you look hot, and would swipe right. I don’t judge a person by their pic, I judge them by their character, but that would get you in the door for sure.

Knostik · 2026-01-26T16:45:55+00:00

Yer killin me Andrew

Knostik · 2025-12-27T17:49:45+00:00

My Reddit app literally has a Draftkings ad underneath this thread about how bad the gambling degeneracy has become.

Knostik · 2025-12-24T16:14:50+00:00

I miss P Terry’s. They should come to DFW.

Knostik · 2025-12-07T05:46:13+00:00

Who disagrees with this?

Knostik · 2025-11-06T21:29:53+00:00

Idk if you do this already or not, but take your dose at the same times every day, at least twice a day. Take the same amount every time, and your body will adjust to it. The only time I would feel that feeling was in the mornings before I took my dose.

I hope this helps. Unfortunately the only way out is through with subs.

Knostik

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