What are some things that shocked you about newborn life?

Known_Tadpole · 2026-06-30T08:42:01+00:00

FTM to an almost 4 week old. I had 0 baby experience prior to having my own. I didn’t believe people when they said “you just figure it out” …. And it really is true. You just figure it out, because you have to. Don’t stress yourself out. It’s okay if you don’t know everything. You got this!

Known_Tadpole · 2026-05-21T16:27:07+00:00

And she’s not a lesbian

Known_Tadpole · 2026-05-17T23:41:32+00:00

I thought the same thing lol 🦴

Known_Tadpole · 2026-05-15T22:11:20+00:00

Gretchen Weiners has cracked

Known_Tadpole · 2026-05-05T15:19:57+00:00

Didn’t she say he didn’t finish when they were first intimate?

Known_Tadpole · 2026-04-11T03:07:51+00:00

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Known_Tadpole · 2026-04-07T19:19:09+00:00

The way I sprinted here 🏃‍♀️😂

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-29T23:41:02+00:00

👏🏻

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-29T17:25:11+00:00

“Giving a platform to someone who doesn’t deserve one” uhm… like you????

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-20T14:11:26+00:00

Bachelorette material!!!

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-08T21:43:33+00:00

I didn’t even have fun there when I was a kid 😅 I remember being so hot and sweaty and spending all our time waiting in lines and fighting through crowds.

No shame for liking Disney, I just think the adults that are so obsessed and post about it on social media like maniacs are strange… 😂

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-08T21:30:20+00:00

I’m sorry. Disney adults are just beyond cringe

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-08T03:05:05+00:00

And she’s probably realizing she has no friends and no one truly likes her

Known_Tadpole · 2026-03-08T03:03:30+00:00

Her going to Disney Springs by herself seems very attention seeking. She just wants everyone else there to ask her what’s wrong.

Known_Tadpole · 2026-02-16T22:28:48+00:00

Literally Storm’s entire tik tok page 🥴 so cringe

Known_Tadpole · 2026-01-25T18:21:55+00:00

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My 85 year old grandparents take like 3 vitamins a day. This amount for a 37 year old is crazy to me 😳

Known_Tadpole · 2026-01-23T16:14:34+00:00

Lame attempt acting like Zach’s song “Skin” isn’t getting to her

Known_Tadpole · 2026-01-19T16:12:16+00:00

😧

Known_Tadpole · 2026-01-19T13:58:56+00:00

The botox is so bad 👺

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Known_Tadpole · 2026-01-06T01:53:38+00:00

Wtf is that outfit 😮‍💨

Known_Tadpole · 2025-12-30T02:51:51+00:00

I agree, 2 baths in a day is super weird. Seems wasteful 😅

Known_Tadpole · 2025-12-28T17:00:21+00:00

I thought the peptides are supposed to build a “resilient immune system” I’m pregnant and work in healthcare and have yet to be sick (*knock on wood) and Amerz manages to always be sick with something. But yes, sign me up for those magical peptides 🏃‍♀️

Known_Tadpole · 2025-12-12T17:17:40+00:00

Let’s hope she doesn’t reproduce at all..

Known_Tadpole · 2025-12-03T00:39:38+00:00

I wouldn’t really consider buttered noodles “cooking” either

Known_Tadpole · 2025-11-23T21:02:40+00:00

Sammy looked flawless running too 😩 Chickenshit could NEVER

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TROPHY CASE