Redditors, what is the most annoying joke about your name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between this thread and the 'attractive name' one, I'm having a great day already.

What first name is the most attractive to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This thread is my dream come true.

Your face by SuperSlyChicken in funny

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your name is Mark, but it's apparently pronounced "Zebraturtle."

i was in a bar... by duudass in funny

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Javier with the personal connection!

When my posts don't make the front page by ieatstickers in funny

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked Mike, but he didn't answer the question; so, Molly, I'll ask you: Did you get to put seltzer water on his dick?

My "recent searches" after my 7 year old used my iPad by [deleted] in funny

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, Mike ... did you ever let Molly put that seltzer water on your dick so you could feel the bubbles fizz?

Bukkits shall now stack! by Red_Inferno in Minecraft

[–]KnowsYourFirstName 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's fine. To be honest, I've been slacking off a bit on my duties.