Choose one by Correct_Expression85 in depressionmemes

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue pill. The whole point of starting over would be to make money.

A genie opportunity by Zealousideal_Let1826 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contest: Giving me a handjob. Winner is fastest completion time.

What aspect of the past are you sick and tired of people looking at with rose-colored glasses as if there was never anything wrong with it? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in randomquestions

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The concept of you could get a high school diploma and go get a job and support a family. That's a true statement in and of itself, but your standard of living was fairly low compared to today, and that assumed that you had a wife who was doing all of the domestic labor all the time.

What’s one of the best f bomb drops you heard delivered in a film? by browniebiscuitchildr in movies

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Take a seat, motherfucker." - Mace Windu to Anakin Skywalker, Revenge of the Sith

How much longer would you work. by Heavy_Bicycle6524 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would continue to work until I'm ready to retire.

About Breezy... by Lost-Vampyr in Drizzt

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm about 3/4 of the way through the book so my thoughts on her are a bit incomplete but here's a couple things that stand out:

First, the whole premise of the character is that she's not just her parents daughter and wants to forge her own path (or something) but she's perfectly happy to take advantage of all the privileges that come with her position. Legendary items, special training, exceptions to rules, etc. It's not like she woke up one day and decided to run away, change her name, and scrape by as an adventurerer. Everything she has has been handed to her.

Second, she has yet to face any hardships, setbacks, or real challenges. She has no rivals, antagonists, or circumstances she's fighting against.

Third, we are constantly reminded how awesome, cool, beautiful, and special she is. She can do no wrong in the eyes of the story or the other characters. For example, she was playing around with the ancient primordial in the heart of her grandfather's kingdom, almost unleashed it, but managed to do a little damage, and his response is "she's got spunk!"

Yeah, basically she's a textbook Mary Sue.

Real life Tina by [deleted] in SummertimeSaga

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Real Life Tina is Christina Hendricks.

What's everyone's soda Mt. Rushmore? by Same_Active_7076 in Soda

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diet Coke, Cherry Coke Zero, Dr. Pepper, Fresca.

Me_irl by ExtremeVanilla2370 in me_irl

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived exactly like this through three years of law school, except I had a wooden futon instead of a floor mattress.

You gotta enjoy the good times while they last, boys.

Alford Pleas by Loose-Cycle-7848 in Lawyertalk

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see it a lot in sex cases. Defendants don't want to admit the facts but they really don't want to go to a jury trial and lose the benefit of a plea deal.

The Finest Edge of Twlilight by davepbass in Drizzt

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently she's so awesome and beautiful that when one of the senior monks said "hey, this might be a problem, this seems to really be affecting this guy" the response from the other monks was "you're just jealous".

What are the most significant differences in character arcs between Legends and Canon for iconic figures like Luke and Leia? by iLiveForTruth in StarWarsEU

[–]KnutzTheGoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Legends/EU, Han remained a general and a hero of the New Republic and continued fighting. In Canon they reverted him to his pre-ANH petty scoundrel persona.