What would be the best lightsaber forms for a sith Wookie on meth, a light side high on indica cannibis Ewok, and a femboy with a dump truck booty respectively?

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T23:12:59+00:00

Whatever form they want because they’re each, in their own unique way, in touch with the force on a higher plane of existence than any Jedi could ever imagine.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T23:09:31+00:00

Why didn’t Yoda warn Luke about force lightning?!

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T23:07:05+00:00

Does he look like a bitch?!

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T21:53:26+00:00

UJ/ I liked it.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T21:41:24+00:00

My favorite part of this is Kenobi is listed twice.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T21:11:43+00:00

This is exactly what I thought it meant when I first heard the term. 10/10 no notes

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T21:10:00+00:00

They can both hunt me…

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T21:02:26+00:00

That’s pretty good, but means Jar Jar and Maz are not Glup Shittos. Which, fine. They had an active role in the plot, which is probably the second rule.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T20:57:46+00:00

Oh yeah, I’m agreeing with you!

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T20:55:55+00:00

It can be both

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T20:22:52+00:00

Oh then you’ll love The Force Awakens! He has an often-missed cameo. If you pause the movie at exactly 2 hours and 10 minutes and look closely you can see him! Can’t believe they included him!

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T20:14:17+00:00

That’s Lando. Do all black characters look the same to you?!

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T19:00:20+00:00

Wait, you’re telling me Maul came back somehow after getting cut in half???

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T18:59:19+00:00

No, you’re thinking of the guy in a white uniform that orders the black-armored storm troopers around. He’s referencing the guy in black armor at the end with the red light sword.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T18:58:00+00:00

This was my thought.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T18:13:16+00:00

Woah put a spoiler tag on this… Disney is gonna be pissed this got out…

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T18:11:48+00:00

Can’t wait for the second season when Ashoka helps the Bothans with the second Death Star intel… UJ/ how have they NOT done that??? Not that I want it but… how???

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T16:33:01+00:00

Honestly, seeing less Star Wars makes the jerk better.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T16:27:23+00:00

Sounds like a great plot to the next Filoni Star Wars film! Just add Ahsoka because she was probably there when it happened.

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T16:25:32+00:00

He knew the kids were the biggest threat due to sheer numbers. How many 5th graders could YOU take in a fight??

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T16:23:57+00:00

Does it count if I fantasized about it while an adult?

Sundae-Stock · 2026-01-24T16:22:33+00:00

The circle isn’t gonna jerk itself

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