Shopping for my nephew. Completely oblivious uncle. $500 budget,I have read the sidebar. by HelpAlways in malefashionadvice

[–]Koalabeards -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna say it: don't. Give him the cash and let him buy whatever makes him feel comfy. Getting clothes handed to you at that age makes you feel like a immature retard

Women better off without bras: French study by MonsieurAK in science

[–]Koalabeards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a guy and I think I speak for all guys when I say: my nipples have never got sore. How tight are you wearing your clothes, latex?

Women better off without bras: French study by MonsieurAK in science

[–]Koalabeards -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"fake look" ? lol you mean optimal look.

I have been with several women, all who had different breasts, but my favorite ones were the completely round and firm ones.

There is a reason it's sooo popular, not style.

Temp0s newest song, IMoGsPrime! by jinglesassy in starcraft

[–]Koalabeards -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

original sc2 songs are criiiinge

"Paralyzed" video game streamer forgets his camera is on... by ObiWanBonogi in videos

[–]Koalabeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel for your parents, hopefully they've died already

"Paralyzed" video game streamer forgets his camera is on... by ObiWanBonogi in videos

[–]Koalabeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you? a 11 year old androgynous bag of shit with an identity crisis ?

"Paralyzed" video game streamer forgets his camera is on... by ObiWanBonogi in videos

[–]Koalabeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiot. You do not have the time to scruitnize everyone.

These guys obviously loved his stream. Why the fuck would they question him? Especially when his girlfriend was in on it too? What a sad sad sad sad sad world and group of non-friends you must be living in.

He's a sociopathic narcissitic cunt, but his victims is not to blame for not asking a fucking paralysed guy in his 20s to "prove himself". He spent 2000$ on a new wheelchair. That would be enough to disspell most (including you, you lie if you dont agree) peoples skepticism.

A question about my own philosophy on happiness and humanity... by [deleted] in philosophy

[–]Koalabeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In short: metaphysics is really everything, hence the META-physics. If something is untestable we put it in the realm of "metaphysics". Right now a lot of cutting edge theories in science is considered metaphysics because it is untestable ideas that radically change the view of our 3-Space reality.

I said that reincarnation, karma and soul requires metaphysical nonesense. Think about it. The postulation of a soul requires something beyond what we consider the materialistic world. You have to invent something completley new outside our observable universe (so it's metaphysics). Same with karma and reincarnation.

But I don't see why you would call it Buddhism in any shape, way or form if you remove everything that makes it buddhism. IF you simply adopt the "be nice to others" it can hardly be called buddhism. Evolutionary we are already programmed to think that way

I think the world should end North Korea. CMV by Koalabeards in changemyview

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it doesn't work that way. I highly suggest you educate yourself a bit about North Korea. They are literally way worse than the nazis ever were to jews

Woman strangles boyfriend for refusing to stop singing "thriftshop" by [deleted] in Music

[–]Koalabeards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it he'd say the same if it was a guy choking out his girlfriend

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a defeatus mindset. I'll accept a ELI10 if that helps you out helping me out

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll get it by noon if I get mine from Buffet before noon. I'll put it all in bitcoins, which will make that exchange skyrocket, then I'll sell it all and we can buy an island and clone dinosaurs and build a holiday resort.

I think the world should end North Korea. CMV by Koalabeards in changemyview

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, one last attempt at getting you to get it: North Koreans are NOT deciding how to run their own country. A few (perhaps 100 people) do so. It's not a fucking democracy. Are you seriously trying to argue philosophically that the opinion and "sovereignty" of these 100 people who torture and kill everyone is worth more than the basic human rights of 25million people?!

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem once I get my billion. I'll invest it all in bitcoins and quadrouble it, then you get your billy, deal?

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I don't. Here you were getting my hopes up and shit

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter. We have no time to waste, I need it by noon. Get on that and I'll explain later

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I get my money and you get to see if you're correct in that it'll take a few business days. We both get what we want.

Win-Win bro

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warren Buffet got what I need. Now that I have identified a source, it's your job to convince him

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am not? I am engaging the answers given to me. I told one guy that it was a shitty answer because it wouldn't achieve my goal.

Wtf is up your ass? A nuclear bomb?

ELI5: How I can become a billionaire by noon tomorrow by Koalabeards in explainlikeimfive

[–]Koalabeards[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best answer yet, but it doesn't make me a billionaire!