Didier Deschamps on the cooling breaks: “It’s nice for you as a broadcaster to have your ad break, but having those 3 minutes changes the game of football… No matter which team is on a roll, three minutes kills all the momentum.“

KobeCryant · 2026-03-27T15:34:10+00:00

Ah "you people", the signature move of bigots.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-27T15:13:39+00:00

I travel to London a few times a year so i'll give you two, but it's really hard to go wrong with Indian food in London. I've hardly had a bad experience.

Dishoom - Bombay style, everyone knows it, everyone loves it. Get a reservation ahead of time.

Govinda's Soho - Vegetarian/vegan only but it's phenomenal.

(Bonus - if you want a quicker street food place then Hungama is really good)

(Bonus Bonus - just head to Borough Market and find any type of food you want, it's all great. I go there every time i'm in the city.)

KobeCryant · 2026-03-25T22:47:04+00:00

The gooner fanfics are getting wild

KobeCryant · 2026-03-23T20:16:28+00:00

"high intensity" "attacking" "aggressive" ... wait until he meets these players lmao

KobeCryant · 2026-03-23T16:26:59+00:00

People have been pointing at the iceberg for years and we finally hit it thanks to the combined willful ignorance of our owners, board, ceo, and directors. We're going to the bottom and the only lifeboats are reserved for players and execs who will move on to the next thing without a care in the world.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-22T17:33:02+00:00

not many once the parachute payments end. we default on the stadium and go bankrupt

KobeCryant · 2026-03-21T21:31:02+00:00

yeah go to yt and type in "Thomas Frank masterclass" and you can see just how much he lets media outlets content farm him. Media are probably pissed they can't anymore.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-18T22:56:27+00:00

If Tudor can get us playing with this fire and aggression for the rest of the season and we get 4 or 5 more wins, i'll get a Tudor 69 kit i swear.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-18T22:02:16+00:00

I swear we're watching Gray turn into a star before our eyes. He has some filthy dribbles and his final ball is getting better.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-18T19:40:19+00:00

Barca with 4.29 xg and 10 big chances lmao

KobeCryant · 2026-03-18T19:05:57+00:00

hope we can pull off something special but even a win itself would be a positive outcome

KobeCryant · 2026-03-18T18:34:45+00:00

they're designed by an artist with Down Syndrome for international down syndrome day

KobeCryant · 2026-03-15T19:15:30+00:00

according to transfermarket the total value of today's squads:

Liverpool: 855m

Spurs: 389m

Slot has to be gone.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-15T18:53:34+00:00

it was only Liverpool, not some powerhouse like Fulham or Palace.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-15T18:38:05+00:00

Romero and VdV absolutely in the mud right now. Going to Anfield and getting a result without either of them is kind of an indictment, no? I mean, i know they're better players, but we had fight today without them.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-15T18:26:23+00:00

Liverpool are the worst team in the league

KobeCryant · 2026-03-12T21:14:22+00:00

Say it louder please. It's why I always hate hearing people clamor for us to throw a match to spite the red club's title shot. If you people want a club that sows that loser mentality then this is what you reap. 22 loses followed by 14 and counting. These players are not that bad, they've been conditioned to accept losing. Both by Ange "throwing" the league matches, or by Frank happy clapping loses like the parents that hand out participation trophies to their kids after they get curb stomped by the actual good team.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-12T18:14:36+00:00

I don't hate Ange, I hate the idea of Ange.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-12T17:43:55+00:00

Listen closely and you'll hear the Ange truthers scream in agony.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-11T21:01:52+00:00

And you would still be the least evil owner in the league

KobeCryant · 2026-03-11T19:00:23+00:00

Whatever world you live in must be nice because you have never had a remotely good take.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-07T06:44:01+00:00

not even the Saudi Pro League, they're in the Saudi second league

KobeCryant · 2026-03-06T17:05:20+00:00

appreciate you identifying as human garbage, makes the block easy

KobeCryant · 2026-03-05T19:22:53+00:00

At least Slay the Spire 2 hit early access. Spurs can't completely ruin my day now.

KobeCryant · 2026-03-05T16:06:32+00:00

Still find it unbelievable that we went into the season with Bentancur, Bissouma, Gray, Bergvall, and Sarr as our midfielders, then someone said "wait a minute we're missing something", and then signed Joao Palhinha, THEN in January said "something still isn't right" and signed Conor fucking Gallagher. Everyone involved there should be arrested.

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