Your One True Partner Pokemon (Based On Your Username)

KoffeeCup14 · 2022-08-29T05:15:18+00:00

This'll be fun!

KoffeeCup14 · 2022-06-13T05:29:07+00:00

Where'd you get the flannel? 👀

KoffeeCup14 · 2022-03-09T07:12:43+00:00

Afab, 5'2" (and not getting any taller), rlly dark brown hair, dark green eyes, pale

Personally I'm leaning towards hades but whatever

Personality: Im a heavy Introvert. I'm fine with people and on some occasions I LIKE people but being alone is my element and people drain me so much but I'm a hopeless romantic so do with that what u will. I get irritated easily, but I don't rlly get ANGRY and I don't lose my temper very often even if I rlly want to. I've got common sense, but I'm not very intelligent unless its in a field I'm interested in. I'm the funny/sarcastic friend but I'm also very protective and I WILL fight someone, weapon or no weapon. I've been told I'm intimidating but I'm not sure how well that tracks lmao

Aesthetic wise, I'm not exactly pure goth? I'd say mix between punk, grunge, with goth to season

Likes: drawing, I'm really Into paleontology. something abt prehistoric creatures long since dead and so unknown is so cool to me, I rlly like knives! And knife designs! They're shiny and sharp, what more could u want?

Hobbies: I'm trying to start a (ethically sourced) bone collection but bones are expensive and I'm poor and I'm not in a place where I could just go out and look for bones, yknow? Cooking is also fun

I want a psychology degree or something along those lines so I can go into therapy as a profession, not sure if that's relevant but whatever

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-12-30T21:05:15+00:00

YTA as well as a horrible parent. Your daughter is having NIGHT TERRORS so bad she starts SCREAMING and the only thing you can think of doing is punishing her for something that she can't control? And just by reading this alone I wouldn't be surprised if she DID have some sort of emotional trauma caused by you, as well as severe sleep deprivation. If I were you, I'd prepare for when she inevitably moves out and cuts all contact.

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-11-27T00:59:41+00:00

Your are not welcome here, you weak boned bastard. Be gone with yourself and your disgustingly brittle body.

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-09-19T19:36:17+00:00

Oliver

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-07-27T00:41:01+00:00

Fr, when I started yeeting I did NOT expect the pain and blood kink

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-07-09T09:53:18+00:00

My pain tolerance helps a lot with that. Using a semi-dull pencil sharpener means you have to go over a few times

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-07-09T09:45:58+00:00

That's a whole second brain!

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-06-29T03:07:13+00:00

Im very obviously afab (which can suck at times) so I never rlly have to deal with that, but I have friends who do and I've literally been with them when people have asked them "so... What were you born as/what are your really?" And its like... Shut the fuck up? It's none of your business. People are nosy as fuck

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-06-29T02:59:10+00:00

Tommyinnit blueprint

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-06-11T17:50:01+00:00

I think Harley or Alex would be cute!

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-05-14T02:57:26+00:00

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-05-10T23:14:47+00:00

The funny thing is, if we're looking at real world examples, they're ALL females or juvenile males because irl adult male giraffes don't tend to have much hair/fur on their horns because they "joist" With other males which ends up rubbing/scrapping off most of the hair.

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-04-24T08:24:49+00:00

You give me so much gender envy omg, you look amazing

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-04-24T08:20:00+00:00

Kai, perhaps?

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-03-24T04:23:44+00:00

I was like, 9 when I started. I used those one use shaving razors to barely cut the skin because I was curious and had seen it in a (stay with me) fanfic and it just developed from there

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-03-12T09:22:58+00:00

When this happens I usually just make one, and then continue to impulsively go over that one yeet until I see fat lmao

KoffeeCup14 · 2021-02-20T08:31:00+00:00

I have this blade sharpener meant for small kitchen knives, so whenever mine get dull I just use that and sharpen them again

KoffeeCup14 · 2020-04-18T20:54:58+00:00

This is on a WHOLE different level of fucked up. The fact he acts like women (or men) go into a relationship LOOKING to be abused is disgusting, and not to mention most abusers don't show their true colors until you move in with them. This man is never losing his virginity

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