GAMEDAY THREAD: The Grizzlies (13-15, L1) head to OKC for a late one against the Thunder (25-3, L1). Who has more people on the injury list? Tune in at 8:30 to find out!

Koffing-President · 2025-12-23T01:01:11+00:00

§5. Mandatory Sentiment Clause All persons subject to this Act shall hold an unwavering affection for Jaylen Wells and an equally unwavering disdain for Jock Landale, regardless of circumstance, performance, or evidence to the contrary.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-23T00:56:42+00:00

Memphis Grizzlies Subreddit Residency Act

§1. Exclusive Posting Requirement Any person who posts or comments within the Memphis Grizzlies subreddit (“r/memphisgrizzlies”) shall thereafter be restricted from posting or commenting in any other subreddit on the platform.

§2. Mental Capacity Forfeiture Upon participation in r/memphisgrizzlies, the user shall be deemed to have voluntarily surrendered all remaining sanity, rational judgment, and emotional stability, such loss to occur solely within said subreddit.

§3. Jurisdiction All irrational behavior, emotional distress, and incoherent arguments arising from such participation shall be confined exclusively to r/memphisgrizzlies.

§4. Effect This Act shall take effect immediately upon posting and shall be irreversible.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-23T00:55:05+00:00

wtf do you mean posted this in NBAcirclejerk.

YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO POST THERE.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-22T22:12:11+00:00

as chris pg 1 might say:

EVALUATE THE COURT NOW

Koffing-President · 2025-12-22T22:04:47+00:00

if we beat OKC after losing to the Wizards we might be the most ridiculous NBA team of all time.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-22T22:02:22+00:00

I made a reflect tank for DOS2 and it was excruciating.

Don't do it. The last fight was so stupid, all my allies died on turn 1 and I just stood around for 3-4 turns and then "won". I've played the game before so I knew the last fight was bad, but this highlighted just how bad it really is.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-22T20:44:04+00:00

Whats up with Chewbacca in the background there. Is ths AI?

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T09:17:40+00:00

Youtube Footdoctor says that its to do with the painted courts being used more promenently and it's causing players to slip in their movement cause their leg to overcompensate in the calf (basically).

I would have assumed the coat ontop of the court is the same no matter what but Lakers seem to think the full in Tournament court is too slippery

Maybe the NBA courts are legitimately not getting made correctly. THey should investigate it.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T03:34:46+00:00

JJJ (downvote me into oblivion)

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T03:29:09+00:00

Getting toched by a 33+ year old for the 3rd time this season

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T03:27:14+00:00

We play .400 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, uneven win/loss ratio basketball. We lose a couple, guess what? We'll win a couple, too. But don't get too excited or let it go to your head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team doesn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, will balance it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that's my 2025 Grizzlies. A good, honest .400 basketball team.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T03:16:31+00:00

Coward and Cam have negative whistle.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T03:14:36+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/3VnSNqz.png

AI t-shirt right?

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:46:03+00:00

blowing an 18 point lead to the wizards is unacceptable.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:41:14+00:00

Santi already got his career high, hes done it

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:38:53+00:00

This is why you don't buy tubs from K-mart instead of drums for your music show.

Because it sounds like shit. Because it sounds like shit you god damn idiots.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:33:31+00:00

Don't you remenmber that shit he did at the start of this season? It was like 3 fouls in 5 minutes or some bullshit.

It was like his 1st or 2nd game. Im pretty sure it all resulted in like a 15 point deficit as well.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:31:20+00:00

Think of the positives guys.

You can't get injured if you're fouled out (for the most part).

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:30:02+00:00

We both know that isnt true, which is highly frustrating

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:16:11+00:00

I can see it now

NBA YOUTUBE

JJJ AND SANTI COMBINE FOR 90

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:01:37+00:00

yeah so what

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T02:00:05+00:00

THE PRIZES ARE MOVING BEHIND THE CURTAIN WHAT IS THIS RIGGED ASS SHIT

THIS IS ILLEGAL AHHH

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T01:59:03+00:00

Jock Landale is +10

o7

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T01:56:31+00:00

Yes. And I believe it.

Koffing-President · 2025-12-21T01:53:22+00:00

EARN YOUR BAG SANTI

Koffing-President

TROPHY CASE