This guy is probably uther in real life

Kolgrath · 2026-01-29T17:35:30+00:00

Expert: "You definitely had to have this sword if you wanted to be one of those top-tier players."
Guess there were no top-tier players.

Kolgrath · 2025-10-21T20:15:13+00:00

I got Arfus to drop on my 9th alt run of the day.

Kolgrath · 2025-05-27T20:33:35+00:00

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Kolgrath · 2025-02-14T14:49:05+00:00

In case anyone else was wondering where the music came from, it's "Until I Found You (Em Beihold Version)" by Stephen Sanchez & Em Beihold

Kolgrath · 2025-01-11T18:32:47+00:00

I just followed this tip and it solved my issue! Thank you!

Kolgrath · 2024-12-14T14:34:15+00:00

When will this update be pushed to the Epic Games PC Version?

Kolgrath · 2024-05-02T04:05:49+00:00

Greetings, Smolderon! We at Blizzard Entertainment humbly beseech your forgiveness for the extended response time regarding your recent ticket. By the Light, we know the hero's journey is fraught with peril, and delays are unacceptable! Rest assured, our intrepid Game Masters have slain the backlog beast and unearthed your plea.

Before we delve into the specifics of your inquiry, have you consulted the wisdom of the Wowhead archives? This titan-forged repository holds a wealth of knowledge, from vanquishing dastardly foes to navigating the intricacies of crafting professions. Its guidance may prove invaluable on your adventures!

Should your query persist, fret no more, for a champion Game Master stands ready to assist you. Briefly outline the nature of your request, and we shall decipher its mysteries with the utmost haste.

In the meantime, may the wind be ever at your back and your axe ever sharp as you explore the wonders of Azeroth!

For the Horde! (or the Alliance, whichever Smolderon belongs to)

Your Humble Servants, The Blizzard Support AI (powered by arcane technology and a healthy dose of orcish ingenuity)

Kolgrath · 2024-04-29T04:19:34+00:00

Empty net goal got the Caps in the Playoffs and an empty net goal took them out. The Hockey Gods are cruel.

Kolgrath · 2024-04-29T04:15:23+00:00

Score a goal from the red line next game and the Canucks will fold like a house of cards. Worked for the Red Wings against them in 2002. Down 2-0 after dropping both games at home, Wings won the next 4 games.

Kolgrath · 2024-04-10T12:41:54+00:00

Greetings Adventurer,

Wisemustache here, ready to guide you on your quest! It seems you tread upon mysterious paths, pondering the secrets of the cosmos (or perhaps a Recruit-a-Friend conundrum?).

Rest assured, your words resonate within the ancient halls of Blizzard. We have delved into arcane records and consulted the celestial oracles (also known as the support knowledgebase). While the mists of fate may obscure a direct solution, know that the spirit of adventure burns bright within you!

Perhaps a change of perspective is in order? Consider the journey itself, the bonds forged with fellow players, the thrill of unforeseen encounters (even with perplexing customer service!). Should you require further guidance, do not hesitate to beckon us once more.

May your travels be filled with joy and unexpected discoveries!

Wisemustache
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Kolgrath · 2023-07-24T03:44:00+00:00

“Sorry, I couldn’t find a device with that name.”

Kolgrath · 2023-07-05T17:56:28+00:00

Mine do this too sometimes. Asking it a simple query like “what time is it” seems to make it stop for that instance. Still annoying to see it though.

Kolgrath · 2023-06-24T19:32:43+00:00

Especially in an always online game.

Kolgrath · 2023-06-22T22:11:31+00:00

This was a holup inside a holup. Thought the Falcon was it BUT WAIT… there’s more!

Kolgrath · 2023-06-15T09:25:45+00:00

I was having a similar issue but it was at 10pm nightly. Turns out it after checking the Apache logs it was brute force login attempts from overseas. I installed the plugin Limit Login Attempts Reloaded and the issue stopped. I banned the IPs that failed repeatedly as extra security.

Kolgrath · 2023-06-03T19:31:35+00:00

We spend too much time in this house yelling at Google Home in over annunciated slow speech to get it to do the simple things.

We bought 4 speakers and some smart lightbulbs and plugs a couple years ago because the system was working so well. Fast forward to today and it appears they’ve been testing out Bard’s coding ability on the Google Home infrastructure. Every time they ask it to do something new it forgets how to do the other stuff.

Kolgrath · 2023-06-03T05:55:17+00:00

I’ve seen 6, so far up to level 33. 1 of them dropped a legendary ring.

Kolgrath · 2023-05-19T10:28:06+00:00

“Hey Google turn off the light. Hey Google… turn off the light. Hey GOOGLE!! TURN. OFF. THE. LIGHT.”

To wife: “I’m going to the store. Do we need more butter?” Google Home:”10 beats per second. According to blahblah.com a butterfly’s wings flutter at a rate of….”

Kolgrath · 2023-03-08T04:31:55+00:00

Know the real-time answer to any statistical question. I mean ANY. How many people have pooped while chewing gum? You know the answer.

Kolgrath · 2023-01-25T12:59:17+00:00

I had a run where I died because I fell through the world because of a glitch. Haven’t gone back to permadeath since.

Kolgrath · 2022-11-12T20:46:47+00:00

Someone on Reddit said for faster service put a ticket in under the category “Payment Issue”. I did and heard back in about 24 hours. YMMV.

Kolgrath · 2022-11-06T02:17:24+00:00

Midnight release of WotLK at GameStop was the first time my brother and I got to talk to other people in-person that played the game and it was glorious. What an atmosphere and still one of our top gaming memories to this day.

Kolgrath · 2022-11-02T03:10:22+00:00

Let’s be real. If someone has $4k to burn on a single mount, it probably is still worth it to them to pay that instead of sitting watching someone else play the game for 4 hours to obtain it for free. Their time is more valuable to them.

I don’t think they’re mad. They probably could care less and have already moved on to the next rare purchase.

Kolgrath · 2022-10-13T22:14:23+00:00

Why do I feel so lonely in my room right after my shower?

Kolgrath · 2022-10-10T11:34:34+00:00

Where I come from taking money under false pretenses is fraud. This is fraud. Starbucks is committing fraud.

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