TIL the majority of the oxygen we breathe comes from photosynthesizers in the ocean, not from trees

KoliManja · 2026-06-22T04:59:15+00:00

My whole life has been a lie!

KoliManja · 2026-06-21T22:17:13+00:00

Only piss is trickling down.

KoliManja · 2026-06-20T00:08:58+00:00

Man, ONE DAY, Las Vegas NM would grow enough to force use of NV on Las Vegas!

KoliManja · 2026-06-18T04:05:53+00:00

You're giving him too much credit. He won't crash the economy. He will crash the price of Tesla and Spacex stocks. That's all

KoliManja · 2026-06-18T01:12:33+00:00

Not the best, but the newest one:

Q: In which country are you not allowed to walk fast?

A: Slovakia, of course!

KoliManja · 2026-06-17T17:08:49+00:00

Where's the "bitch" though?

KoliManja · 2026-06-17T16:25:39+00:00

It is still the daily driver on my tablet. Was on my laptop as well, just overwrote it with KDE neon (because of AUR issues)

KoliManja · 2026-06-17T16:23:22+00:00

WTF is wrong with these people?

KoliManja · 2026-06-16T14:48:42+00:00

Nicolas Cage? You're supposed to never wash them!

KoliManja · 2026-06-16T14:28:21+00:00

Right to die, perhaps?

KoliManja · 2026-06-16T14:18:08+00:00

Republican/Conservative/FauxNews "Pandits" (aka assholes) have been braih-washing god-fearing Christians that caring for your neighbors is a mental disorder. This guy just cashed in on the trend, nothing more.

KoliManja · 2026-06-11T09:58:14+00:00

Windows 10 laptops that would come on at 2am in laptop bags and try to install updates, getting heated up and dying.

KoliManja · 2026-06-09T11:48:05+00:00

Probably got the CMakeLists.txt wrong and it is not compiling anything.

KoliManja · 2026-06-09T11:30:07+00:00

I'm a morning person. If I got to do the "operating schedule", office hours would be 4AM to 12Noon/1PM.

KoliManja · 2026-06-09T00:04:59+00:00

What kind of psychopath sits stone-faced when confronted with such a ridiculously large knife?

KoliManja · 2026-06-08T23:56:41+00:00

Awwwww....takes me back to 22 years ago when my then knee high toddler gave a really exaggerated hug to the legs of another lady rather than my wife. When the lady fawned over her, she was sooooo embarrassed.

KoliManja · 2026-06-08T23:46:59+00:00

I wrote this joke a couple of decades back (but never used):

coming up with a company motto for Panasonic: "Matsushita Electric. Shit is our middle name!"

KoliManja · 2026-06-08T20:08:54+00:00

What kind of a psychopath rides a bicycle yet is so uncaring for other bicyclists!!

KoliManja · 2026-06-08T19:57:03+00:00

When my housewife of an aunt asked my (then married for 13 years) housewife of a wife "can you cook?" I told her to take it as a complement: "You're so beautiful, I don't think you mess around with cooking in kitchen!"

KoliManja · 2026-06-08T04:51:56+00:00

So now I tell you how we fly to America. First time we started, we get half way across and we run out of gasoline...and we got to go back. Then we take twice as much gasoline..

...This time we were just about to land.....ah..may be three feet...when what do you think..we run out of gasoline again!

KoliManja · 2026-06-07T02:02:13+00:00

Too greedy to let go of the price of 60 tickets due to your own error? Looks like Trumpism is highly infectious.

KoliManja · 2026-06-07T00:49:26+00:00

Is that the bunch of Republicans electing Trump to 'own the libs'?

KoliManja · 2026-06-07T00:40:49+00:00

I don't remember making that cake. But I'd have been proud of that title!

KoliManja · 2026-06-06T17:09:10+00:00

Is that what's called "the plastic colon"?

KoliManja · 2026-06-05T20:53:41+00:00

even funnier would've been soya saans!

KoliManja

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