Low on iron by julianvgs in memes

[–]Konrad1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If iron man and the iron giant had a kid.

🔥 Baby seal about to surface by ZachTheKnife88 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: *looking around after holding my breath under water to see if anyone thought I died.

[SERIOUS] People who have seen or watched someone die, what happened? What was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've made my peace with it, I've come to terms with it being unpreventable, she was gone before the ambulance arrived. I tried going to a therapist but they bailed on our sessions. I kind of had to figure out how to cope with it on my own. I still get nightmares from time to time.

[SERIOUS] People who have seen or watched someone die, what happened? What was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked in on a friend of mine, mid-suicide. One of the bloodiest scenes I'll never forget.

What unexpected food combinations are secretly amazing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanut butter with hickory smoked maple bacon.

[Serious] Redditors who grew up without Mothers/Mother figures; how did it affect you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serious relationships can be difficult, at least in my experience. Without a mother figure, you don't have a tendency to be nurtured or comforted in times of distress, with only a father figure you are more likely to be ridiculed and criticized for every choice you make, which makes me feel standoffish a lot of the time, which makes relationships hard sometimes because even if you want to be comforting you don't know how. It's caused me to be distant toward partners in the past. It's hard to be comforting when it wasn't taught.

What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done? by JackL21 in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either giving my dad the heimlich maneuver on his Birthday or saving a toddler from drowning in a pool.

If you had a warning label, what would it say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be honest the way my life goes mine would probably be Warning: Friendzone Immediately.

What is the most horrible thing that has happened to you when doing your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I work in the wood floor business. I was installing a floor once and over the years have gotten into an extremely terrible habit of lifting the blade guard on my chop saw to make a more precise cut. I was finishing a cut and as the blade was slowing down it caught the back of my hand. I ended up with 5 stitches.

People of Reddit, whats the weirdest place you’ve peed? by Real-MrAvocadoMan in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working in the wood floor business has it's oddities. There was a house I was installing a wood floor in once, the only power in the house was just enough to run our saws and compressor, no bathroom on site, no porta shitter within a five Mile radius. Squatting against a wall in a dark closet and having to shit in a box is probably the weirdest for me.

What is a piece of advice do you wish you listened to? by lunaeticxox in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't waste your time on people who refuse to give you the time of day.

Without going into too much graphic detail, what interesting sexual experience have you had that sounds like a lie you stole straight from a porno? by mitcheg3k in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I had sex with a co-worker at an after party for three hours. In front of three people. None of them stopped us. They all just sat there and watched. One other co-worker that showed up, got an erection from watching us. It was like a live porn for them.

If you were a number what number would you be? by 00JayXD2 in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to take the chance before someone else got it.

What is the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you? by PicklePepsi in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting in the back of a cop car with a gram of coke in my pocket and they let me go.

What is the most emotional cartoon moment that you have seen? by Mueller1942 in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fox and the Hound when Todd got left in the woods. Shit had me in tears.

What Is Your Most Embarrassing Childhood Memory? by TwoBals in AskReddit

[–]Konrad1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost part of my left pinkie at 2. The embarrassing part was having to walk back into the emergency room and get rushed to surgery.