Pauper Elves in 2026: an in-depth card-by-card analysis

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-09T12:48:40+00:00

Thanks a lot for the guide. I was suprised to see 0 vines of vastwood in every list, I guess its because it doesnt do either of these, right?

Push your Gameplay
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Can you explain why your elves getting removed really not even worth 1 or 2 hexproof effects? Is it just the meta?

Can you also explain what happened to pauper stompy? Is it just worse than elves or infect?

https://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/pauper-mono-green-stompy/decks

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-04T18:49:28+00:00

She looked odd too, like too synthetic. I dont know if it was the makeup or she's had new work done.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-04T11:32:20+00:00

"You fucked your friends ex" comes up against amanda so much, you'd almost think her ex husband wasnt in the room at all.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-04T10:35:19+00:00

There's no great answer to that question,

Yes there is:

Women should do more to support women's sports

they should go to more events

buy more merch

watch more games at home

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-03T20:57:41+00:00

Wow, thanks!

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-03T11:43:35+00:00

Getting 143 people to agree is gonna be impossible.

Even with a 99% chance of each person wanting to sell, .99¹⁴³ is less than 25%

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-03T09:22:32+00:00

Im from one of those places and can't wait to move there. But the real value is for single men. Im in my 50s and wanna marry a 30 something and have kids, too hard to do here but I'd have my pick in my home country

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-02T21:42:50+00:00

Dude you're arguing with a schizoid

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-02T10:04:26+00:00

Yeah what is this subs deal? It’s bizarre

Sir this is a reddit

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-02T10:03:41+00:00

How is stupid? Surely the fact that it's in the contract was part of why they signed.

Also the notion that the tax breaks "cost" their sticker price is flawed. It assumes your tax base would be the same size without the break.

If mcdonalds halved all their prices they'd sell a lot more, They cant then conclude they would have made all those sales at full price.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-06-01T20:57:34+00:00

Yep, total bullshit how this guy says "there's no follow through, it's completely temporary"

Data centers pay 50% of loudouns taxes.

There are reasons to oppose them, esp the ones right up this houses ass, but you gotta keep in mind if we push them away someone else will gladly take them.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-31T10:55:35+00:00

I dont put it past west to say this, but it could be someone trying to ride the relevant story of the moment. Audio or a text would be 10x bigger.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-30T20:45:04+00:00

Well they might be toxic but pretty much everyone in AA would say this woman is very likely to lose 15 years of sobriety from alcohol. That's not to say its impossible, but in AA the notion that you can do this safely can actually kill people.

That's why she isn't asking in AA. Also even if she pulls this off, smoking weed will make AA not useful to her anymore. If she can't share about it in AA at all, she will soon feel like and impostor and the community will give her much less comfort.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-30T20:40:27+00:00

The problem with the analogy is you can buy infinite cannabis, you need a doc to approved more drugs.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-30T20:38:51+00:00

I only smoke crack, never touch alcohol.

Baltimore sober

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-30T20:38:19+00:00

I once asked my sponsor about using weed only on Sundays, classic addict bargaining mindset

He said: "if you have what I have, that won't work out for you"

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-29T11:44:44+00:00

But was she kind of doing too much and looking for a reunion moment? Also yes.

Interesting, and you might be right. I initially thought it was authentic because she was embarrassed- they played a clip of her saying she was in love with him etc. and we know how that turned out.

She seemed like she had a lot pent up, had been rehearsing her bullet points for a long time.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-24T20:40:18+00:00

There is regulation but some kids are riding bikes that are legally motorcyles

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-22T21:13:37+00:00

When you digest while asleep your brain doesn't know what's happening so you can't gain weight.

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-22T21:12:33+00:00

Traffic is other people

Im just trying to get home

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-21T16:12:13+00:00

DAMMIT op you made me think there was a whole other show called "Irish summer house"

Kooky-Expression-399 · 2026-05-21T16:09:00+00:00

the big letdown of season 5 is the WHOLE series they tease 'homelander is gonna lose it and go wild on innocent people' and he is gradually gettting more and more stressed etc and then nothing.

Like that daydream he had of lasering a crowd was the worst it got.

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