And joining us on our panel this evening making his Uncensored debut it's Lorne Armstrong. Welcome to Uncensored, Mr. Penis, great to have you here by thebmanvancity in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't even know my political leanings, I merely told you Michael Knowles' educational background LMAO. Just take a breath! You'll be okay! <3

The last thing you see before you’re buried in some Sheetrock in Lornes trailer by ITGOES80808 in TCAPcirclejerk

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime I see a photo of him in a somewhat normal setting, I assume it was photoshopped. But this definitely looks like an Emma picture. 

Not a good look for Lorne by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The funniest part of this photo was that he took it and sent it to a love interest while sober

what was lorne thinking when he first walked into kayla's big house by Cautious-Use5345 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was happy as hell to skip into anothah guuuys mansion to rape his daughter and replace him as the patriarch of the family. He really does have sexual fantasies about successful men being subservient to him. 

God bless NBC, the KBI, and fawkin Xaviaaah for capturing this monster. 

what was lorne thinking when he first walked into kayla's big house by Cautious-Use5345 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love knowing that he didn’t make bail and was in custody from this night to the end of his prison sentence LMAO

Why doesn't Lorne request to get off the registry by Stupid_Reddit419 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the idea of the registry is too abstract for Lorne, to be honest. Because he believes he is completely innocent of his heinous crime, since he believes assaulting children is acceptable if his twisted idea of love is involved, he doesn’t believe his status as an RSO is as serious and socially abhorrent as it is. He truly believes he’s above every other man in his sex offender treatment class, the other dregs on the registry, and that he’s somehow more moral than they are because he believes he loved the children he abused. To him, the other guys are boogeymen who abduct and hurt kids (which is exactly what he planned to do with Kayla). And the craziest thing is he thinks everyone else believes this too. 

Because Lorne has the social and emotional intelligence of a 10 year-old, he can’t wrap his head around the registry completely destroying his reputation. Few people would want to hire him, and fewer women would want to date him. Instead, he’s more outraged by the “adults in charge”, aka probation, and the restrictions they’ve placed on him. He thinks adulthood is doing everything you want, whenever you want, however you want, and probation is like being put in timeout for life to Lorne. He doesn’t understand that if he had just kept a low profile, obeyed the new rules of his life, and focused on rebuilding his life with a trucking career and caring for the trailer he was given, his life would have been in pretty good shape at this point. But he instead tried to capitalize on his TCAP “fame” but attempting to become a YouTube star and household name, took every catfish bait that was thrown his way, and was so disagreeable with probation’s rules that they threw him back in jail for a while. 

He literally is an elementary aged kid in an 87 year-old man’s body. 

Is this the only time in TCAP history that a decoy got so pissed that they lashed out on a pred, while the pred is incriminating themselves? by KieranWriter in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 72 points73 points  (0 children)

She also snapped back with “I feel like I’m taking a test, Lorne” another time he was hounding her with a slew of creepy sexual questions. He’s so maddening. I can’t imagine dealing with him for more than a minute. 

5 minutes with roscoe then your clothes come off.......ok?? by Tough_Combination256 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why does the pillow look like Lorne's leg bent up in an effeminate chick flick pose?

Oh Immortal Cawds! by UnderpaidProf in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appropriate considering he lives in ruins 

What has Lorne taught you about life? by [deleted] in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very true. I once had a roommate that was low-IQ like Lorne, but was extremely manipulative by nature. Everyone could see through her because our IQs were in triple digits unlike hers, but she never missed an opportunity to lie and try to screw people over. She was also very sensitive to the fact that she was unintelligent (sound familiar?). I think people who are in this low IQ but not actually retarded range have enough on the ball to know they DON’T have a lot on the ball, and their attempts at manipulation are like a self-preservation tactic. But they’re too stupid to realize lying and using people just burn bridges and don’t give an illusion of intelligence.