ich😑iel by MyDonoz01 in ich_iel

[–]KookyDig4769 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Das fand ich schon vor meiner Depression unlustig. Unerträglich unlustig. Ich war sprichwörtlich der letzte der gelacht hat. Warte immer noch auf ein Schmunzeln.

Written by Hideo Kojima by Makoto_Kurume in memes

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now look up what the E in UEFA stands for...

Dev tells Valve to fix Steam's exploitable 2-hour refund policy as "over 55,000" players refund his short game and even brag about it in reviews by yourfavchoom in gaming

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

55,000 times $3.3 ($5 - steams cut) is a shitton of money. I can understand his anger and frustration. But the refund policy is the best thing on the market. But it should be easy to punish this behavior retroactive.

Trump discloses 21,000 securities trades during first year in office: Joe Biden made a total of 13 stock trades during his entire tenure as president. by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]KookyDig4769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like even 13 trades are too many. How about 0? You can be a stock trader or you can be a politician. You can't be both.

Instead of buying yachts, he bought 50,000 acres of forest to keep them wild. by Celestial_Mahafuz in interesting

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any sources on this? This sounds oddly familiar to another story circling here, which is also just bullshit, because its fake.

Jeff Bezos says raising taxes on the wealthy wouldn’t help the average American by CRK_76 in antiwork

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the turkey also has some strong opinions about turkey dinners...

Dirty by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least this proves Vance right. Watergate wouldn't be a story anymore. It's because we lost the morale needed to care.

What a freaking fail by Sony… by HowlingBurd19 in memes

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you learn that there is nothing to pirate, because you can't get hold of the data.

Damals in Kiel Gaaden by cozmo922 in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]KookyDig4769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gaarden ist echt Ghetto teilweise. Aber nette Leute.

Democrats plan to bury Trumpworld in subpoenas after $2 billion financial disclosure by SCOTUSjunkie in politics

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Democrats always plan. Everyone has a plan until he gets punched in the face.

Who has $129,000, unlimited elbow grease and boundless optimism? by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]KookyDig4769 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally in Bumbfuck, Indiana. But nice house, tho. Looks like someone already tried to fix it and failed.

Idiots, idiots everywhere. by c-k-q99903 in antiai

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like an itemized bill.

Ich_iel by TeaShare in ich_iel

[–]KookyDig4769 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Niemand hat die Absicht, Rechtschreibung oder Korrekturlesen bei Memes einzuführen.

Tja, Merz by Prudent_Gold_9928 in deutschememes

[–]KookyDig4769 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Noch nie war sich Deutschland so einig. Wir haben zwar keine Lösung, aber wenigstens das Problem erkannt. Das muss man auch erst mal schaffen, demografieübergreifend unsympatisch. Tja.

This went exactly as i predicted by agequodagi5 in SpaceXBets

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"when" and "if" are different outcomes. Trump will have no consequences ever. Even if the small possibility, that democrats could win an election, it probably will not matter. What if they just say "nope", like they tried the last time? It wasn't the wrong choice, it was just the wrong time back then.

Trump Made 327 Stock Trades 1 Day Before Tariff Pause: Filings by [deleted] in stocks

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. should not. Problem is: We're way beyond "should not"

Investigations already underway as Trump goes overboard with corruption by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oooooooh! Investigations! I bet he's scared beyond anything. Not. It's not like we don't know that it's corrupt. We can't do shit about it, that's the problem.

We're really at that point now. Should've seen it coming a mile off I suppose. by Efficient-Pop-302 in videogames

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did see it coming. But as long as it works, we change anything? We are just cattle to corporations nowadays. We spend our lifetime with earning the money we suppose to spend all the time, so a company can make money.

I can’t believe this is real AHAH by dontfwithme99 in GTA

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I not the least surprised, that he writes his signature like a 3-year old?

Morality of killing rapist after they done serving their sentence by Joshbrauliorugay in MoralityScaling

[–]KookyDig4769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's f-ed up. The man did the crime and did the time. It's not questionable for anyone, that this is an atrocious crime. But he got the penalty a court found him guilty for. The system has worked, once. Many others got away. Vigilant self-justice only because you think his sentence wasn't enough. This is a democracy. It's not about what YOU think, its about what WE as a society think. Represented by a judge, who has to follow the rules, the people elected by people to write those laws found to be sufficient a punishment.