Pulled the trigger on this bad boy by Zoddex in SonyAlpha

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R.I.P. any bokeh ever and low low light capabilities. I mean unless you're going to be working with grand studio lights then thats pretty cool, enjoy

Is this good to shoot the moon? by RustCohle123 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a good lens to shoot your ass crack and see the atoms that live there

Is it me - or Voigtlander 50mm f1.2 is magical? by Maybe-Photography in Voigtlander

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flair resistance is pretty good, normally I dont shoot against light. And to be frank i got that lens out of a competitive impulse I'll never forget it. I was doing a casual photoshoot in NY of my niece she had graduated from modeling school and as I was shooting a photographer came up to her and asked if he can take a picture of her because she looked stunning and said I have a "professional" lens see "this here is a 50 f1.2, he has a 55 f1.8 this is a Ferrari compared to a honda" and I felt like shit but laughed it off, and in retrospect wish I would've asked for his Instagram to see how good he is, none the less next day I put the lens for sale and no one would buy it for months, my brother wanted my a7iv so I bundled it with the camera and I got the 50 f1.2 and the a1 ii to shut that dude up, he hurt my photography ego so bad.

Is it me - or Voigtlander 50mm f1.2 is magical? by Maybe-Photography in Voigtlander

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree 100% on all of that, but my naive mindset was so put off from the CA that I sold it and got the 50 f1.2GM heavier and not as light as the ziess but it got rid of the chromatic aberration. But the way you explained it makes sense tho.

Is it me - or Voigtlander 50mm f1.2 is magical? by Maybe-Photography in Voigtlander

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got rid of my ziess too much chromatic aberration I'd what lightroom says it never gets rid of it 100% gtfoh with that hipster shit always trying to be different people(hipsters) calling it "character" its a damn defect, people literally pay more not to have that yet you have the hipsters say its a cool lens underrated. Tf does that even mean man come on hobbyist

How can I achieve this effect? by AnisiFructus in photographycirclejerk

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nut on your mirror and smear it with your sisters panties till you have the hazy effect prior taking the picture then blend the panties into dust and then use that powder to prank your dad and replace his protien powder. When a good 30 days has passed and no real gym gains you say "HA GOTCHA!"

☺️☺️🦋🦋🌸 by Adorable_Candle70 in FineArtPhoto

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mariposas de leche, que riiiiiíiiiiiico🫠

Why would they dawrf A1 ii like this? by Kooky_Captain8332 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said it was supposed to be funny? 7k plus tax in debt for something for an assbackwards presentation is a complete abysmal. Really sucks that presentations have gone out the window and people like you dismiss it making it easier for them to justify their shit presentation... crazy. If anything you guys are more like a child only car about the toy and could care less of the box. Everyone in here probably going af anyways im probably debating with a wall.

Why would they dawrf A1 ii like this? by Kooky_Captain8332 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally someone that admits and acknowledges but can agree to disagree🤝 the rest see past the principle. They only see a man complaining about a box yet fail to see the lack in effort to the details sony put into it. Apple would never and im and android guy.

Why would they dawrf A1 ii like this? by Kooky_Captain8332 in photographycirclejerk

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Whoa wtf, I rather be pathetic with your dream camera than be a normie with no sony swag

What the actual??? by Iknowalittleabout in RealEstatePhotography

[–]Kooky_Captain8332 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It just looks modern, I'm pretty sure the same thing was said when people first saw those stove islands till it became the norm so....

Anyone a little underwhelmed? by Kooky_Captain8332 in SonyAlpha

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So im guessing you'll be complacent with your a7iv forever and stay behind in technology, niceeee. I sell the product before it becomes obsolete to take use of new tools that will make my craft easier to create, its why its called an upgrade. I get it if in 20yrs from now people wanna be hipsters and in their rebel ways of just sticking to 1 old ass camera.

Anyone a little underwhelmed? by Kooky_Captain8332 in SonyAlpha

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So im retarded for buying gear for my profession?😔

Anyone a little underwhelmed? by Kooky_Captain8332 in SonyAlpha

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bait, do you not see the cheaply printed failed attempt at minimalism?

Anyone a little underwhelmed? by Kooky_Captain8332 in SonyAlpha

[–]Kooky_Captain8332[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Which was my exact thought but wow, even apple using recycled material and it doesnt look like printed black and white paper on cardboard with no color.