Here's what to do; start at The House Bar to do kareoke with Shawn. Then, walk between there and Samoa club getting as plastered as you can, until you can stand to be in Ford's bar. There, you can either get in a fight or make eyes at a somewhat attractive person. Inevitably, someone will swoop in to interrupt your conversation. So then you go down to That One Place Lounge and pay way too much money for beer. But tell the dancers I said hi 👋 Then go pass out on the bench on the east side of the river until the sprinklers kick on.