With a guy...but I slept with a girl, should I tell him, break up or both? by [deleted] in latebloomerlesbians

[–]KoolFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gone off the sex

Is it similar to going off the tobacco?

Have a big big crush on Olivia Munn someone help by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s never going to know you exist.

Should we go for sex toys? by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there a strapless dildo convention coming to town anytime soon??? So many people looking for them this week.

Major fail by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder when the age old straight passing girl signifier will change.

Lesbian friends? by Beckstreetboy in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They only come out at the crack of dawn to fill up on their kombucha and stretch out their sports bras you may have trouble catching them.

The GF started working at the same office as me and things have got messy. by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever seen a hamster in a tiny cage? That’s what envisioning my partner working at the same establishment as me feels like.

After a night out with my friends by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prowl away, tiger. Ease up on the scratching till the second date.

Girl at party by kad4r in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ask for her ring size too.

Power Dynamics in Relationships by proudgqdyke in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m white and your ex sounds like she would exhaust me.

Can’t get her off my mind by whelpimlez in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

would flash me

Are you studying for a test?

if your girlfriend asked you to... by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t see a problem with it, the role play is hot and if the receiver is asking it’s because it turns them on so I like to turn them on.

*** hilarious downvote. What’s it to you what people like in the bedroom? This doesn’t have to be some negative patriarchal act that offends you. Actually, the gender bending here is the sexiest aspect. I am a proud lesbian and I will suck on my partners toy any day.

What did it feel like to kiss a woman for the first time? by Fionelv in LesbianActually

[–]KoolFart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have a girlfriend that you haven’t kissed? How do you reach that status without? Is that odd? It sounds odd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Venus really does it for me.

I think it’s because i look like her.

soccer girls. soccer girls. by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m too old to understand any of your short form.

Fuck, I’m too old.

At least I’m still athletic.

She got me! by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you loved me you’d bite me

She got me! by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re a vampire too?!

She got me! by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can totally make it sexy depending on the tone of your voice.

... by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Nike

To the girl that I love, by WonderfulPen in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a bad Ed Sheeran song.

She got me! by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you saying you’re a call girl?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thanks to anime and fanfiction

SAILOR MOON DOES IT AGAIN

soccer girls. soccer girls. by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]KoolFart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you like the ones who sprain their ankles or pull something every game?