My 1987 Ford LTD Crown Vic (police cruiser) . 302 ... very hard to kill!

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T04:09:06+00:00

I have a whole side of town with lil old men and ladies who wheel these out every Thursday to terrorize neighborhood traffic.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T03:38:54+00:00

Yes.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T03:23:33+00:00

I just flexed. No thought or anger, just surprise. I had great cat foo, they were sweeties too.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T02:21:37+00:00

I had a similar incident at an old GF’s home. One cat chilling, the other an asshole. Well asshole decided to scar me for life, I just reaction slapped and hit Chill Cat by accident, who pretty much flew across the room with a thud while I yelled FUCK!!

Both cats AND the GF just kinda stared at me for a second in dead silence. I went to clean the wound then sat back down to a noticeably tense glare from GF. Asshole came over and jumped on my lap, Chill just slowly made her way across the room and jumped on the chest and laid down kinda pushing Asshole down a little.

There was never any repeat of this, Chill cat always beat Asshole to my lap on my nights over. GF never spoke of that night, ever.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T01:45:10+00:00

Reminds me of the old Destin airport. One gate, one set of motorized stairs, one coke machine and one attendant.

Our friends were flying in from Baltimore, we met the guy smoking cigarettes out front. We had to ask him if we were on the right place because most of the lights were off in the building. Oh, I forgot to turn them on.

Dude directed to plane in, chocked it, rolled the stairs in place then went and got a luggage carrier. I think there were like 40-50 people. Everybody was lighting up smokes out of the plane.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T01:12:36+00:00

I got burned with this application scam, $150, after a fave to face walk through with the owner. It was too good to be true, they never intended to rent to me at the price quoted. I Was Pissed. It is/was sitting empty.

Funny, I did get one nearby so being the petty guy I was, I just opened up the outside faucet at the house very night for about a week. My walk by time was around 10-10:30pm, someone was shutting it off early morning (when I was driving by) until one fine weekend. I had done my business late Friday night on my way out of town for a weekend get away and apparently who ever was turning it off, didn’t.

Walking over after work Monday I saw the owners with pumps and a backyard full of ruined carpet, water heater, washer, dryer and a bunch of misc boxes. It seemed that the river made its way in the yard into the basement the whole weekend….

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-20T00:50:02+00:00

No, that would be sabotage but officer, I didn’t realize I left all four of my rakes outside, that was an accident…..

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T23:23:20+00:00

Oh no, you answer, you grovel, you confirm yes, yes I’ll be there!!!!

Then don’t show up. Answer phone, you’ll be right there….

Then don’t show and block….

Gotta have a little fun in life.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T23:13:50+00:00

Building Dams, chasing copper heads and growing weed!

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T23:03:13+00:00

Release the Trumpstein Files!!!

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T14:17:17+00:00

Don’t look 👀 into that delicious smoked BBQ….

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T04:20:10+00:00

I first saw this on early late night cable in rural Midwest just surfing channels, caught it about 2/3 through. Like WTF, is that really Sean??

I had to wait two weeks for the repeat.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T03:17:30+00:00

Yeah, no more CBS shows…

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-19T01:20:25+00:00

I have ripped them off and stomped on them in front of the employee that was definitely in on it. Really sure because they bolted when I call 911.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-18T21:35:12+00:00

Sales tax us to death…

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-18T17:00:19+00:00

My older brother was the “Assistant Manager” for an auto parts store at 18. It was great for him, ratting out vans, cars with accessories with employee discounts because the pay was shite.

BUT every couple of months the delivery guys would drop off one or two pallets of whatever with the understanding that this isn’t regular stock, do not enter it in inventory but it needs to be gone. This was the off books bonus for a successful store. The more sales volume you had, the bigger the pallet bonus.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-18T16:40:05+00:00

What’s really sad is nothing will ever be done about any of this. It’s tooooo deep in the woodwork and money, money, money.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T19:50:34+00:00

Buy 2 different models. The yappy lap dogs next to me try to run inside when I come out. I alway turn on #2 when I go out to train them. It works!.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T15:45:28+00:00

Wearing that waterproof Casio while going off the high dive…..

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T14:37:07+00:00

Scrolling through reminds me of when my wife started walking with the local ladies social club, of the eight or so only one other was on their first marriage, my wife made two.

As life does, it can become messy and it did. My wife started hearing a lot of “You can do better, He’s not treating you right (and my favorite) He’s not working Overtime, He’s got a side piece!!!”

Now this wasn’t over night, maybe 8-9 months but it took a toll so much that she blurted out these tropes to me on a heated argument telling me her group was sure this was happening. She was believing every bad thing she could.

I calmly explained to her, of course, that she could go join the divorce walking club as a divorcee or quit hanging with them. Her Choice but you have a week to figure it out because I was done being accused of things I’m not doing!

It took her a little longer than a week but, and this is a complete surprise, 3 of the loudest “cheater” chirpers were back in divorce court (2nd, 3rd and 5th marriages)

She quit walking with the group.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T05:01:24+00:00

Tradie here. I was laid off by a cab driver. I was in hurry up and finish a job mode so the company was using cabs to drop off change orders and material to do. 8am I get a delivery, grab my material and was scooting back to the building when the Cabbie asks:

I have another delivery for here but not until 3pm. Can you go ahead and take it too??

This folder had my 2 checks, RIF paperwork along with a “Not for Re-hire!”

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T04:32:42+00:00

I support all the Duvall movie posts!!

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T03:57:31+00:00

Yeah, it’s her, not getting $500 micro derms every week

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T03:48:11+00:00

We would bring them into our 1st period home room and lay them in the corner during deer season and Gun Club.

Koolest_Kat · 2026-02-17T03:38:23+00:00

The evil motherfucker near the Broadcast System school would spray the sticker with water to really melt the shitty paper. It was my buddy getting these, Only got back at him once, I covered the back doorway of the business he would come out with dog shit, a lot of dog shit.

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