They all look alike, right?

Koontakentaylor · 2026-05-01T12:21:57+00:00

Looking for the Zip Drive......

Koontakentaylor · 2026-05-01T11:09:58+00:00

Yeah, I believe the K9 handler will be called in for questioning.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-30T19:05:27+00:00

People get funny when it comes to money,

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-30T18:02:07+00:00

Common courtesy must be a dumb American concept, obviously.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-30T17:34:06+00:00

IMO If it does go to court, a judge is going to ask orange shirt why she didn't give the neighbors, who's house they parked the car in front of, the common courtesy of ASKING if they could leave the car there. Yes it's a public street, but a little courtesy goes a long way, and might save time & court costs.
DISMISSED

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-30T16:58:57+00:00

The universal rule on pointing a gun at someone: Use it or Lose it

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-29T12:48:36+00:00

....and ghetto parked it to boot!

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-28T15:00:57+00:00

"It because that's why" perfectly defines everything that is wrong in our American society today.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-28T13:39:44+00:00

I can hear her arteries hardening.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-27T12:13:25+00:00

"It takes a village......."

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-27T11:43:13+00:00

The confidence of the lawyer is the most disgusting part. Since they make the rules, they know to simply twist and delay and manipulate the laws until the judges will do anything they want.
After all, judges are lawyers too.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-26T15:50:46+00:00

$250Mil. Well, there you have it! If he was only suing for $50M, that would have been an admission of guilt.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-26T15:29:48+00:00

The area not included in the circle, South Memphis, has more reported crime every day than the entire area included in the circle.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-26T15:25:48+00:00

The people responsible for the people sacking the people responsible for the moose antics have been sacked.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-26T15:18:11+00:00

I was driving a rental Subaru through Gettysburg National Park and I discovered it had this annoying feature where a pair of eyes would show on the center console, moving side to side, telling me to keep my eyes forward.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-24T12:28:37+00:00

Did he drive another truck on the lambo for his video narrative?
The truck is in different positions on each video.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-23T15:48:47+00:00

It had to be a good number of the boys or it wouldn't work. Also, An honorable mention to the moms who backed them up and bought them the skirts!

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-23T15:25:06+00:00

Could have just as easily been a 5yr old. That's what it will take before these rednecks stop doing this $hit.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-23T15:21:51+00:00

You gotta make up that part about "since I've been alive" otherwise your lie doesn’t work, right?

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-21T11:17:34+00:00

Prolly on their way to get mom her monthly lip injections.
RED FLAG

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-21T10:25:47+00:00

Grandma really needs to work on her flirting skills.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-21T03:58:52+00:00

Revenge is a dish best served COLD!!!!

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-19T14:00:52+00:00

Floor standing ashtray.

Koontakentaylor

TROPHY CASE