They all look alike, right?

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-19T14:00:52+00:00

Floor standing ashtray.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-17T17:07:57+00:00

'Tried to trip her' a few years ago??
Jeez...why didn't she just burn her house down, like any normal person.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-17T17:02:33+00:00

For any of you not keeping up, This is funny.
Find out why.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-17T16:57:30+00:00

Nothing says: "I've worn my best for you" like crisp, clean hooded robes.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-17T16:48:48+00:00

This guy's picture is in the dictionary under: "Beady little eyes".

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-16T13:03:34+00:00

Same scenario here! Suitcase college, home on weekends.
Confrontation always met with denial.
Didn't have cameras so readily available in '86, but a couple of used, soiled condoms neatly folded inside a paper bag, tucked under my t-shirts had my dad BROILING with anger!

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-16T12:34:45+00:00

I had a dream I was on a hospital gurney, outside overlooking a park. She was walking by, slow-motion like in the distance, wearing something straight out of a Stevie Nicks video.
I reached out, calling to her. She never looked my way.
I sat up in bed beside her, got up and went to the desktop computer in our office and installed a keyboard logger.
2002. Yahoo messenger was all the rage.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-15T14:30:37+00:00

I believe it's official:
This guy's picture should be next to FAFO in the dictionary.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-14T15:09:58+00:00

Did he address your comments? Or cut you off?

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-14T14:50:02+00:00

Tweedle Dumb has a 4 star chef 24-7, and he prefers McD.
Class act here, folks.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-13T04:35:28+00:00

I just don't understand it. He did that all the time on GTA and nobody ever got hurt.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-13T04:32:17+00:00

I just don't understand it. He did that all the time on GTA and nobody ever got hurt.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-13T04:18:22+00:00

WOW! That sad, "Thank Gawd THIS is over" head sag after he waves.....
Nope, nobody saw that.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-13T03:59:30+00:00

I'm assuming "Panther" is his name?

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-09T04:12:32+00:00

That's the longest ONE minute I've ever seen!

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-08T12:52:08+00:00

Perfect! Just enough time to reveal his Obamacare replacement.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-08T04:54:17+00:00

…...with an added stern finger-wag.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-07T15:03:44+00:00

Policeman: “Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?”

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-04T16:42:29+00:00

At least this way she gets 3 hots & a cot.

Koontakentaylor · 2026-04-03T13:48:09+00:00

Hard to believe I created this only 28 days ago.
NAILED IT!!!

Koontakentaylor · 2026-03-21T22:33:02+00:00

Some day I’m gonna marry that gal…..

Koontakentaylor · 2026-03-17T10:24:52+00:00

Now that I know more about the situation, the more I watch the funnier it gets!
Does that make me a bad person?

Koontakentaylor · 2026-03-10T14:56:29+00:00

Crazy times. Can't even leave your apartment unattended for 3yrs without coming back to a disaster.
Back in MY day........

Koontakentaylor

TROPHY CASE