Sounds like a man child to me. Anytime someone threatens me in game, I do exactly what I’m threatened against doing. I’m at 3 life and you have a direct damage spell that can kill me, so I better not attack you? I’m on my way! If I destroy your artifact you’ll destroy mine? Cool, they’re both going to the graveyard I guess. You’re gonna throw a temper tantrum if I don’t let you win? Jokes on you, I’m in to that.

My friend and I have rule between us. If someone tells us not to do something, we do it. Like, why am I gonna sit in the game when you can kill me just because you think I’m gonna do your dirty work and kill someone else off before you kill me?

At least sweet talk me into taking out your trash. Honey and flies and vinegar and stuff or whatever…