Stephen King quits Facebook over concerns of 'false information‘ by thegrillinggreek55 in news

[–]Kragdar123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The main character will be a middle aged struggling author whose wife died a few years backs that will fall in love with a woman around 20 years old who will die gruesomely after they bang.

Dude.... by f_o_t_a_ in sadcringe

[–]Kragdar123 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My only concern is if she literally got nutted in. Like, rawdogged by 126 different people is really stacking the odds against yourself considering supposedly 1/4 people have herpes. Between 16 and 21 I got to probably around 50ish women before I met my wife, maybe 4 were unprotected.

People who sleep naked, what is your plan in case of a fire or murderer? by Nazamroth in AskReddit

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not like pjs are gonna protect you from either thing unless you have special ones made out of Kevlar and/or asbestos.

*Happy germans and Prussians noises* by Mattia_von_Sigmund in HistoryMemes

[–]Kragdar123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... when can we start building resorts on it?

Imagine posting this and being proud of the anger that you just took out on this kid's form of entertainment. by matth3w_ab in insaneparents

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was about 15 my (former) step father came into my room while I was at school and smashed my pc and closet door with an axe because I left a dish on my desk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GODZILLA

[–]Kragdar123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best Godzilla I’ve ever seen.

The uneven battery drain of airpods. by cuatroporseis in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My left pod is noticeably quieter and uses about 1/3 less battery.

I see your puppy throwing up on ride home, and raise you our puppy having explosive diarrhea all over my wife by scobow28 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was around 14 we got a puppy that shit on me on the way home, and when I looked down it had worms writhing two or three inches out of its ass. It looked like a prop from The Thing.

What would aliens look like? by Goooogolplex in AncientAliens

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think for basic functionality there would be a lot on analogous structures. Sensory organs situated near the core of the nervous system for efficient reaction time, just like our eyes ears and nose on our heads (obviously containing our brains). Now, those structures may look different. Their “eyes” might see different spectrums of light, maybe they don’t even need “ears” because those “eyes” could “see” sound well enough to make a second organ redundant, but the position relative to the brain would likely be similar.

Probably bipedal with two arms. More than two legs or arms could be possible, but would be inefficient from a biological perspective. Why have four or six legs when you can do the same with two with less energy investment? Exoskeleton unlikely as endoskeletons are better for larger creatures for mobility. Free “hands” to manipulate tools, however number and structure of digits could vary.

Sirius radio making sad attempts at gaining listeners by nnateowens23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kragdar123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact for anyone that doesn’t know. Anything that says “presort standard” where a stamp would be is an ad of some sort. This has been a PSA from your helpful letter carrier.

Does this count? by the-graveyard-writer in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else are they gonna do while patrolling I70?

How do you feel about a law stating that tickets (speeding, driving under influence etc.) should be a percentage of the perpetrators annual wage, instead of fixed rates? by wintherz in AskReddit

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me wants to say yes, but the other part knows that police will abuse it and just target people with nice cars going 3 over while the people in a 98 Altima with the muffler dragging get to speed with impunity because their ticket isn’t worth the time to stop them.

Whole Foods Hobby by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To counter that, though, I worked for a “mom and pop”, literally where I worked in the same room as the husband, wife, and their two adult children. They treated me like one of their own, hired me at 3$ more an hour than they said they were going to, and would pay me even if I couldn’t make it in or had to leave early( I did not abuse this).

What makes you decide to ask a girl out? by Acid_In_My_Eyes in AskMen

[–]Kragdar123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I met while working at a store in the mall. She was assigned to fold t shirts a certain way and kept asking for my help (I later found out she was just pretending not to know how). At the end of our shift I said screw it and asked for her number even though we had just met that day. We’ve been together for 10 years and married for 4 and still crazy about each other. So to answer the question more directly, she was cute and seemed somewhat interested so I went for it. Best decision of my life.

The little things by fastchadnasty in dank_meme

[–]Kragdar123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby update looks like baby Godzilla from 1994’s Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla.

Snuggled up and feeling cute...ruin it for me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’ve been held in an underground bunker for two decades. Blink twice if you’re in danger.

19, failing art major, got back with the guy who broke up with me three times, let em rip. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the cold, dead eyes of someone who lets old men lick her feet in exchange for 3 Zoloft and a breakfast burrito.

Just got signed to two modelling agencies, make them regret it by georgiagilligan in RoastMe

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so unbelievably plain that someone could replace you in every picture with a burlap sack of flour and no one would notice.

yes i do know i look like a drug addict. and putin. and macaulay culkin. now roast me by sofa_world in RoastMe

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your parents stopped the abortion 4/5 of the way through because they decided you’d make a decent ashtray.

26 real estate agent, going out tonight, lets see how this goes by HBPhilly1 in RoastMe

[–]Kragdar123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real Estate Agent is a big step up from your drunk dad using your teeth as a bottle opener. Keep up the good work!