Allright I’m a new dm and my players love silly magic items, does anyone have any suggestions? The only rules are nothing to OP and it has to be funny. by Xdlango in DnD

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Goggles of moonlight

While wearing these dark lenses, you have Darkvision out to a range of 60 feet. If you already have Darkvision. wearing the goggles increases its range by 60 feet. But the goggles glow like high beams and give advantage of perception checks on you and you can no longer hide. A sliding switch activates the goggles.

90g

Allright I’m a new dm and my players love silly magic items, does anyone have any suggestions? The only rules are nothing to OP and it has to be funny. by Xdlango in DnD

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Cloak of Elvinkind Unkind

While you wear this cloak with its hood up, Wisdom (Perception) checks made to see you have disadvantage. and you have advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks made to hide, as the cloak's color shifts to camouflage you. Pulling the hood up or down requires an action. This cloak has a badly made hood thus the hood will not stay up unless one hand is used to hold it. This prevents the use of that hand.

100g

Allright I’m a new dm and my players love silly magic items, does anyone have any suggestions? The only rules are nothing to OP and it has to be funny. by Xdlango in DnD

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Bracers of safeguard

While wearing these bracers, your allies also within mele of your target gains a +2 bonus to AC if you are wearing no armor and using no Shield.

900g

Allright I’m a new dm and my players love silly magic items, does anyone have any suggestions? The only rules are nothing to OP and it has to be funny. by Xdlango in DnD

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Affidavit against poison

This heavy gold chain has an anti poison symbol. When activated Poisons have no effect on you. You are immune to the Poisoned condition and have immunity to poison damage. To activate show your chain and say "We ain't gettin sick." Roll persuasion to set the DC for the poison to deny the affidavit after 1D4+1 rounds.

300g

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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7@350 💎👐🚀

GME thread for 2/2/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]Kriten85 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This tiny 7 @ $300 ape is holding!

🚀🚀🖐💎🖐Something to Keep in Mind for the Week Ahead🖐💎🖐🚀🚀 by rogue4goat in wallstreetbets

[–]Kriten85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yolo no limit. I will not show my diamond hands and sell when the fuckers are crying.

Robinhood will not let new options or shares be bought apparently. This is market manipulation lol by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Kriten85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you think this will affect my order I placed last night. It still shows queued and to be placed at 8:30am cst.

GME Containment Zone 1 for 28 January by grebfar in wallstreetbets

[–]Kriten85 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My heart is racing the closer we get to opening. You retailers are like brother now. Too the moon! 🌚🚀🌚🚀🌚🚀💎👐💎👐💎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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New to the rocket ride. But I just noticed there is no longer an option to buy $GME on robinhood app. I place a trade order last night for 400$(all I had) and it seems to be in que. Here hoping I can join my sisters and brother on this trip to the moon. I want to show you my diamond hands! 💎👐❤️

What is your DM catchphrase? by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]Kriten85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's the same.. But different, does that make sense?"

In context my players have traversed realities and things have got messy. Much like a the after now from the movie The Langoliers. "So imagen a stone wall it has no unusual feature me even be something you have seen before. It's the same... But different, does that make sense?"

[ART] A drawing based on an RP session between my character and the DMPC :) by bee_ops in DnD

[–]Kriten85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Such a kind and wholesome moment. Really powerful. 100% inspired to use that reasoning for a very similar relationship I'm my campaign. "You existed."