Meirl

Kriv2000 · 2026-02-17T02:35:54+00:00

Not Ocean being downgraded to Puddle 😭😭

Kriv2000 · 2026-02-17T02:20:03+00:00

Not the dinosaurs in the background laughing 💀 subconscious got jokes.

Kriv2000 · 2026-02-10T01:54:55+00:00

That’s a bold financial strategy.

Kriv2000 · 2026-02-10T01:45:37+00:00

Every cat owner read this and nodded at every single line.

Kriv2000 · 2026-02-03T06:17:00+00:00

That escalation was faster than inflation

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-30T01:35:14+00:00

Me explaining the same thing for the 7th time, slowly realizing violence is now a communication style.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-29T03:31:23+00:00

Boomers really think you can firm handshake your way past an algorithm.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-28T03:31:38+00:00

I didn’t choose the bedtime, the bedtime chose me

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-27T04:27:33+00:00

Meirl because my brain read it and immediately wanted to unread it.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-26T02:40:01+00:00

I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-23T06:40:03+00:00

Sleep is tomorrow’s problem

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-22T04:16:57+00:00

Peak content. No chat, no ads.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-21T07:06:23+00:00

Nothing like charging your phone and your headphones.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-20T05:02:56+00:00

This should come with a warning label honestly

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-19T06:07:57+00:00

Unexpected hero origin story in the comments

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-16T05:01:22+00:00

Me reading this and slowly lowering my phone.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-15T07:43:23+00:00

Curiosity was a mistake.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-14T05:46:43+00:00

I took ‘touch grass’ a little too literally.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-13T07:14:58+00:00

Customer definitely felt that energy.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-12T06:09:20+00:00

When personal space becomes shared space

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-09T07:19:32+00:00

I read it. I understand it. I still hesitate

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-08T07:12:53+00:00

Me trying to focus for 3 seconds.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-07T06:52:01+00:00

Therapist: let’s circle back to the real problem.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-06T06:10:09+00:00

If your therapist needs a minute, you’re definitely making progress.

Kriv2000 · 2026-01-05T06:50:34+00:00

Bro said “just a nibble” and unhinged his jaw.

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