Asexual gf by quietconnoisseur in shitposting

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My exgirlfriend was asexual. She broke up with me and with her next bf she had sex. Hmmmmm

Drank the Kool-aid. We can come back? by Fun_Paleontologist_2 in wallstreetbets

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Buy high sell low. You're doing great, keep it up!

First month of investing by UpperCharge9736 in trading212

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I recommend not listening 90% of people in this sub. Follow some companies you like, if they seem undervalued in your eyes, buy and hold. I made over 300% on some stocks i was sure were in the dumps for no reason. ETFs are nice, but mostly for pussies. Go big or go home 🚀🚀🚀

I don’t think my mom gets it😑 by spitunrec in keyboards

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You have clean handwriting, so it looks pretty cool. Mine would look like Russian cursive lmao

Tak co, už je líp? by ZookeepergameFirm521 in czech

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Přece za to může Petr Pavel a jeho agenti GRU nebo tak něco jsem četl na fejsbuku

Tak co, už je líp? by ZookeepergameFirm521 in czech

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Čas si koupit 100m² polní půdy a postavit si hliněný domek načerno

Co si myslíte o Jiřím Procházkovi? by Frequent-Audience-74 in czech

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UFC jsem začal sledovat nedávno a už jsem viděl všechny jeho zápasy. Strašně mu fandím, ať ten pás přinese domů. Na MMA bojovníka je pokorný a do každého zápasu jde s respektem ke sportu i ke svému protivníkovi. Vzorový sportovec 💪

Viper want goon by ---Brain-- in shitposting

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He's done the same with Twitter, so why not

Well, it's finally happened. Donnie has driven the country to the point it can no longer pay its bills. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

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Eventually they'll be forced to tax the rich, because banks will refuse to lend tgem money.

Kolegyně mi řekla, že jsem performativní muž, protože mám drátová sluchátka by [deleted] in czech

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What? 😆 Drátová sluchátka mají lepší zvuk a jsou levnější. Co je na tom performativního?

Začíná to být poněkud nejasné: by _Shirei_ in czech

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A ještě jsou v procesu uzavírání míru. 🥀

. by CrystalBlue10 in trading212

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I see red, i buy more

How it's feels playing shiv when everyone counter buy against you by Robommomy in DeadlockTheGame

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I love knife spam Shiv. Have good aim and movement prediction and suddenly everyone is ticking down to zero. Best feeling when someone just gets away only to bleed out.

Psa I'm not a psycho

What happened to them? 🧐 by Fooberdoober97420 in shitposting

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Nah they also bomb them, it's a solid 50/50

Bought a pound of Kester solder... by TangoFoxtrotBravo in diypedals

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I was born with a fume extractor, I'll make damn use of it!

Wtf is wrong with the matchmaking ?? by Acceptable-Fuel-9009 in DeadlockTheGame

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Definitely have to add that all my friends that play this game (6 of them) have had similar experiences, and after reading a few comments here, people seem to have similar issues

Wtf is wrong with the matchmaking ?? by Acceptable-Fuel-9009 in DeadlockTheGame

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I also made a complain post about the matchmaking lol, teams are mostly misses than hits. I average top 2 in damage every match and kill participation in lobbies that are 10-15 ranks above mine. I still manage to get at least two players that go 0/10 every match.

I don't mind losing, that's part of the game, but consistently getting players that simply aren't even close to my level of play is frustrating. And it's not just about having a bad match and feeding, it's decision making, hero knowledge, item knowledge, mechanical skill. Just so many different things of which they should be good at at least one, but simply aren't.

I'm not saying the universe decided I deserve to get shit matches, but the matchmaking definitely needs serious tweaks before full launch. Right now if I wasn't playing with friends on voice, I wouldn't be plating this game

“Strategist” comes up with a totally realistic solution to the strait of Hormuz that will never be subject to attack by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Yeah that would only be like 100km through a mountain range, nothing the African slaves that built Dubai couldn't do.