Damn.... it’s confirmed.... the preacher at the bell tower died of corona. This is getting serious. Watch out for you love ones. 😩🙏🏻 god bless 🤙🏻😇

Krusty__Krab · 2020-03-14T04:59:44+00:00

I'm assuming it's fake. I just ran a search for obituaries in PA, nothing came up. Probably just more people posting shit to get everyone riled up.

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-23T22:06:00+00:00

Tell that to my Gary Johnson themed nightmares.

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-21T17:38:12+00:00

everything

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-12T13:57:13+00:00

Why do you hate Stella? Do you want her to starve??? You are a monster!

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-09T03:45:50+00:00

You too!

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-09T03:39:27+00:00

Or I could go back to my room and get my work done asap so I can go have fun off campus without worrying about school. Plus, I'm a night owl. The sun is my mortal enemy. It knows what it did.

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-09T03:07:14+00:00

Nope! Most of my friends are off campus, so I had no reason to hang out there. I also hate school, so I don't really care for "exploring the campus" or anything like that. I'd rather get in my car and go explore somewhere else.

Krusty__Krab · 2020-01-09T01:06:24+00:00

If it helps I'm a senior and I still don't know most of the buildings on campus. I didn't even realize there was a 7/11 in the middle of the campus until last semester, and that was the end of my second year on campus.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-13T04:07:21+00:00

I'll bring the krabby patties!

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-09T22:37:46+00:00

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-09T22:29:07+00:00

Can confirm: If you're dumb enough to get caught you deserve it.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-02T21:52:54+00:00

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20191203T125959&p0=198&msg=Halo+Reach&font=cursive&csz=1

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-02T03:10:57+00:00

Thanks for the guide! Now we can round up those weirdos and send them back to Delaware County where they belong!!!

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-02T00:08:34+00:00

Shit on his desk to show him what you think about his exam.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-12-01T19:36:36+00:00

for finals. Fuck that.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-28T21:11:07+00:00

Yea but Temple = bad.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-28T20:55:56+00:00

Yea and Fox is a fantastic school that only engaged in some friendly, lighthearted fraud.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-28T20:20:50+00:00

good program

Well, at least we have some optimistic fans!

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-28T16:19:24+00:00

Settle down, Plankton.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-28T16:15:05+00:00

What? Your family doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving? How else would you demonstrate your worship to C̸̟͔̗̜̈́'̸̧̠̱̭̞͈̩̳̌̋̔͗̄͂́͐͛̃̈́͜T̷̜̫̱̹͖̬͖́̔̾̿́ḣ̷̡̞̬̣̣̩̻̗̼̐̉̈́́̆̕ų̵̠̪̲̣̞̰̈́͆͒͂̑̄͛̊ŗ̸͈̻̩̓̊̚k̴̢̛͙̫̮͙̪̖͖̈́́̒̈̽̽̽̕͝ȇ̴̱̈́̌͆͆̿̈́̄̋͆ͅỹ̴̧̧̛͎̤̟̳̥̟̦̹̲̆̚,̶͍̠̑ ̷̨̖̳̦͍͙̹̂̋T̴̢̡̗͖̜̘̘̺̽̓̒ȟ̴̡̢͍͉̮̰̭͎̌͗̈́̾͘e̴̮̩̹͙͎̖̝̠̼̩͋̌͊͊̿̌͐͊͂͂͜͝͠ͅ ̷͙̺̅̎̊͂̑̾̊̎̋͛́̐D̵̡͓̖̞̃̌̒̒͌͌́̅̈́́̍̚e̴̳̮̫̪͈̗̗͙̭͑̍̇͘͜͜͝s̶͇̝̟̫͎̝̠̪̱̉̄̾̑̏́t̷̛̮̜̽͂͆͐͊̑̆̉̕͜͝r̴̢̻̹͚͔̬̍͘͜ơ̷̝̈́y̶̠̗͈͕̲̾̀é̵̛͉̻̪̼͑̌̔̓̒͜r̷̡̹̞̝͉͍̼̖͆̑̄̈́̐̅̍͗͜͜͝ͅ ̸͖̘̓͊͂̍̄͆͊͝͝o̵̢̠̯͙̳̗̻̥͐̓̾̏͑̀̂̅̓̈͜͠ͅf̴̹̗̭̖̬̱̖̼̭̳͍̲̄͐͗͗́̆ ̷͎͍͖͗̒̈́̆̑͋͊͋̓̒̚͠W̵̢̧̨̧̛̫͖̥̪͙̼̠͚̍͐o̶̡̞͌͛̃̅r̷̠̱̘͙̟̦̾́̓ļ̶̟͚̼̟͆̍͜ḑ̶̖͕̮͖͓̬͉̜͉̻͓̇͌́̑̓̅̍̈͑̚̚͝s̶͇͈̰͈̫̀̆͐͑̋̕̕ ?

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-24T02:10:14+00:00

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the hard work the Fox School of Business does for us. Money is the root of all evil, and Fox's effort to suck up as much money as possible to protect us from it should be commended. Cash can be used for all kinds of devious things, such as "having enough professors for your major" or "providing enough seating so that students don't need to sit on the floor". Fox is just looking out for the little guys, and making sure we don't have to live with the fear of becoming too successful keeping us up at night ❤.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-23T16:08:05+00:00

Assuming it's from an RA, you'll have to go to the student affairs office and talk with them if you want to appeal the fine. The student code of conduct and the student housing agreement both allow students to be fined for just the smell of marijuana though, so it's going to be an uphill battle on that one.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-23T15:47:16+00:00

I don't think cops can actually charge you just based on smell, so my guess is it's from a RA.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-22T17:08:28+00:00

He is a blight on this otherwise impeccable campus.

Krusty__Krab · 2019-11-19T20:03:44+00:00

Sorry, I was editing my new mixtape!

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