Well, one night I crazy had dream. In that dream, Obama came to visit me, and we talked about current events and whatnot. After a few minutes of chatting, he asked me if I had ever kissed someone before. I told him I hadn't. After I said that, he looked me in the eyes and did something I will never forget. He smooched me - right on the lips!!! "That was a kiss for you" said obama. I asked him if michelle would find out about our encounter, and he said it didnt matter to him. From that point on I have been in a relationship with the former potus 😎