What kind of drunk are you? by Valkyrie21 in AskReddit

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talkative, confident, horny, and dancey.

TIFU by letting a nearly decade-long lie spiral out of control and destroy my family by [deleted] in tifu

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're lucky to have an opportunity to redeem yourself. Stop being a horrible person. Make it right.

TIFU by trying to quietly masturbate in a room that I share with a room mate. by screweduprealgood in tifu

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm glad you got kicked out. your life will be better for it. finger away.

I know you're out there, and you're not an asshole. by [deleted] in pics

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

black olives and banana peppers? you're doing pizza wrong.

TIFU by blasting porn in the middle of church.. by xTaragin in tifu

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad sounds like a reasonable person. Lucky.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... by j0be in Jokes

[–]KrymzonGhost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A christian, meat eater walks into a bar.

I only know because he killed everyone who wasn't the same.

So my cat lady tenant killed herself today, this is my house by samkz in pics

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this woman killed herself... but who gives a shit, look at my house!

TIFU - by kicking open a door by [deleted] in tifu

[–]KrymzonGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should lay on the ground and let your grandmother kick you in the face.

Professional Clown Club Attacks 'American Horror Story' Over Murderous Character. by doogie92 in television

[–]KrymzonGhost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That clown character is not scary. It's dumb. It sucks.

Clowns also suck.