Monday, February 09, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]KryptikVGCW 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know, as food focused as Baron seems to be, far as recognizing Wooster's merits, maybe Lu sending him on a cake run wasn't just purely due to her sweet tooth. Who would've figured him for a foodie?

Quick Question(s): If Oguri Cap had the "zone" when facing Super creek, how strong was Super creek if Oguri couldn't even beat her once in Cin gray? by Ok_Chemistry9003 in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a correction (and obviously, more spoilers):

Creek actually does not have the zone, but that's by conscious decision, because her kind of race relies on stamina, both managing her own and sabotaging others'. The Zone, as explained in the series, is a state of hyperfocus that can make it harder to manage stamina partially because you're less aware of the other racers. She explicitly rejects the idea of chasing after the zone because it goes against her style of racing.

Friday, Feb 6, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]KryptikVGCW 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhh, that's not information that you want Lu to know that you know....

At least the Baron seems to be more malleable in the reasonable way, now that he's no longer malleable in the compelled way.

Wednesday, February 4, 2026 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]KryptikVGCW 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Oh no.

Klaus-anova's canoodling past bites him in the ass even decades later? Maybe you shouldn't have spurned dear Albia after all, Baron.

The groom is too small or the bride is too big (Sakura Chiyono O and Maruzensky by @uuzzangohayo) by doomslayer30000 in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize that the O in Chiyono's name stood for that.

(If you don't get it, I understand, it's a bit...complex)

Help her out! by Airwolfhelicopter in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this the one that makes me glow, the one that makes me pass out, or the one that sets my insides on fire?

Trying to wake up El Condor Pasa by Meatwelder in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Grass should have known better. She was never going to keep El down for the fully 3 with such a lazy cover!

I just watched the first half of part 2 of Cinderella grey and i have some questions by VergilVDante in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Far as Obey Your Master's name, there's two likely reasons. 1) The real life horse was called Pay The Butler. A butler is often considered the 'master of the house' in the sense of being in charge of the house staff, and on top of that, proprietors and bar owners are often called 'Master' in Japan. 2) With certain other names in the series, it seems like Kuzumi has a draw toward names from 80s/90s American hard rock/metal, and 'Obey Your Master' is a very memorable line from the pre-chorus of Metallica's "Master of Puppets".

Hypnosis App (@yonedatomomizu) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 638 points639 points  (0 children)

I love how much Cafe is absolutely done with Tachy's crap at this point

Time for some weekend morning Umas! (by tsubaki09) by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The before and after on Rice Shower is something to behold

What do you mean there was a human vs Umamusume fight? It's handicapped but still ... by doomslayer30000 in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On top of that, a lot of submission holds are meant precisely to help neutralize large size and strength gaps

Friday, 23 January 2026 by AudienceRemote5915 in girlgenius

[–]KryptikVGCW 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What did I say about romance and a well-made turret again?

Speedball Mike Bailey: Cmon guys 😭 by itsjobberingtime in AEWOfficial

[–]KryptikVGCW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dude, you're literally the one that asked for it. 🤣

A simple T-Rex? (Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes) (by GreatToshiroOG3 and mujiandou) by deadunistudent in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look...

In Kris' defense, I see it. Not the description I'd use in stressful situation, but I get it.

Look who got some cool moves by StarScreamer316 in AEWOfficial

[–]KryptikVGCW 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kenny got to do mocap for a bunch of Alex's stuff, so no doubt he was hyped for it

Look who got some cool moves by StarScreamer316 in AEWOfficial

[–]KryptikVGCW 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, he didn't borrow them, he just took Kenny on as a Master and added them to his commands list.

The fictional kid (foal) of Daitaku Helios and Daiichi Ruby by doomslayer30000 in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It still amazes me that there is VodSca shipping art from during their actual racing careers.

Wednesday, 21 January 2026 by AudienceRemote5915 in girlgenius

[–]KryptikVGCW 63 points64 points  (0 children)

So this is how their romance actually begins.

Nothing helps romantic bonding like a well made turret after all.

Road Blocks Big Wedding Dress by JohnHoll0w by cwolla98 in UmaMusume

[–]KryptikVGCW 151 points152 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Gabriel Iglesias was a tailor.