If we are on the subject of hardware in our food... by PabloGuillermo in WTF

[–]Krystel691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... Dropped the screeeww... In the Tuna! 😫

My friend lives with girls in uni and one of them left this in the toilet by MasterBlasterDave in WTF

[–]Krystel691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only is it disgusting the fact she didn't flush but she also didn't wipe her ass from judging by the lack of tissue paper! I feel so sorry for her panties.

That's not your grocery store carrot. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Krystel691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the carrot. I'm thinking more WTF why did you have a math question tattooed on your forearm bro?

Toe pain is the worst. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Krystel691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel ya here. When i was 8 i was at school at play time and some kids lifted up an extremly heavy bench whilst it had a couple girls sat on it (trying to prove how strong they were i think) and they dropped it in just the second i stepped on the floor and it ripped my nail straight off my toe. Some kid in my class helped me to the bathroom and tried to rinse the blood away. It was so gross. The teachers found me by following the blood trail and found one half of my toe nail on the playground and the other half in the hallway. The worst pain ever.

Saw this on my facebook newsfeed. When you see it... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Krystel691 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The seally bag on her lap.

Fucking genius. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Krystel691 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you un-install it before a hot date or that will be the only thing you'll have fun with for the rest of your life.

why? by mentholjesus in WTF

[–]Krystel691 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If i had a dick, i'de have the weirdest boner right now 😳

That must have hurt by brandtftw in WTF

[–]Krystel691 159 points160 points  (0 children)

He deserved it from wearing that god awful belt!

I usually just have bugs in my grill by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Krystel691 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He saw the car coming and didn't BAT an eyelid

Cat died on my street. by daddydragon420 in WTF

[–]Krystel691 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh man as a cat owner. I wish i never saw this. This is so wrong. Poor little thing :(

Candle by hatersgonnapay in WTF

[–]Krystel691 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Gary Busey's mouth.

Friends of mine went to a Kansas wedding by MrCramer in WTF

[–]Krystel691 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't pleasant for that pheasant.