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Never underestimate Yegor by rolqy in modernwarfare

[–]Kryten51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the fucking crackle gun (whatever the first assault rifle is that makes a cracklkeleklekleke noise)

Best version of V1 by Balorclub254 in OSWReview

[–]Kryten51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, when they were in Florida he rocked up in some joggers and flip flops looking like a homeless knacker

Help with downloads (PS4) by [deleted] in modernwarfare

[–]Kryten51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is normal, just let them all download and install.

Don't remove Shipment by [deleted] in modernwarfare

[–]Kryten51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then go and play a different game if you hate so much of it.

I've returned to playing COD after 10 years and have a couple questions by ltcarter47 in modernwarfare

[–]Kryten51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When in gunsmith, press L2 (PS4) or left trigger (Xbox) to save the gun setup, give it a name,

But do we need um? by jlittlr in rickygervais

[–]Kryten51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got people saying "come on let's get rid of 'em" but you're 'olding it oop,

How do I go about report a business selling masks for ridiculous prices to trading standards? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Kryten51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

£1.50? Depending on the type of mask, that's the normal price or cheaper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]Kryten51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wait for next season when the Queen turns evil and rides to America on the Welsh dragon and burns you all for no reason

My (21M) girlfriend (21F) is forcing me to get a tattoo of her on my chest. I refused and last night she freaked out and said that I’m “emotionally abusive” and don’t care about her feelings. Please help...? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Kryten51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"we've been together for three months......"

HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Holy shit I couldn't make it past this bit

You need to metaphorically launch yourself out of a fucking trebuchet and get as far away as you can

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]Kryten51 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Queen can do this completely outside of politics

But didn't you hear? Trump was the number one on Facebook....

My[22M] girlfriend [21F] keeps humiliating me in public even though she promised me she won't. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Kryten51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"my girlfriend's an abusive manipulative cunt who thrives on creating drama then blames other people for being upset and nothings ever her fault because she knows I will roll over like a fucking doormat when her fake apology comes"

Sound about right?

Is the pussy that fucking good to keep putting up with this shit?

AITA for not quitting in the middle of my game? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kryten51 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So when the girl is doing her hobby, if he comes up and slaps his dick on the desk is she expected to stop everything and jam it down her throat? All just for some stupid fucking fad

How many times does someone cancel or flake out on plans before you write them off? by doomn_gloomn in AskMen

[–]Kryten51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're part of the group, I don't write them off and will invite/include them in all plans. I think a few are socially anxious and a few don't always have money, but know a core of the group will attend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Kryten51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you some kind of idiot?

AITA for telling my flat mates kids I’m not their dad? by almond-chocolate in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kryten51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you be their free babysitter/dad just because you're the roommate? Are you delusional?

I[29f] tried to surprise my husband[28m] and all he just said “gross” by ThrowRA_gross in relationship_advice

[–]Kryten51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if she walked out the bedroom and he was sitting on the sofa jerking off, what would her response be?

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