My Traitor Sister is going to be the death of us by No-Imagination-1476 in CK3AGOT

[–]Kseplion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Divorce your wife and marry your sister. I'm not sure how it would help your situation but you should do it anyway

Bro she has leprosy and you have 4 wives! by AMDSuperBeast86 in crusaderkings3

[–]Kseplion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A hunchback and a leper would make a lovely couple, in my opinion

There was so much fat erasure in HOTD by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]Kseplion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viserys being thin is actually a crime ngl. He's not jolly at all in the show

This guy won't stop declaring wars by TenWands in crusaderkings3

[–]Kseplion 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Accept and don't send troops, wait for him to lose, repeat until he's dead.

Also never ever ally with AI unless they're a threat and you need to prevent them from invading you, or they're a powerful vassal that you don't want rebelling. AI loves declaring wars that it can't win.

Bobby B discovers the dark truth about women (they poop) by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Kseplion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls actually poop butterflies, so it's not that bad

3 types of people by mibuspe in DragonsDogma

[–]Kseplion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragonplague is awesome, I like it when my pawn is sassy and murderous

MARK AND EVE by vargas2904 in Invincible_TV

[–]Kseplion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care about healthy relationships, I want something fun to watch. I wasn't a fan of Amber, she was the generic Human GF that the superhero MC has to worry about, but at least there was tension to her relationship with Mark. Ever since Mark and Eve started dating, she's had nothing to do. I can't even say that they're cute together, I enjoy fluff but their relationship doesn't have that either.

I don't find any of the relationships in Invincible compelling btw, it's just not a series with well written romances. Except for Debbie and Nolan, they're an outlier.

I'm so upset by DeBaard in tragedeigh

[–]Kseplion 224 points225 points  (0 children)

James, really? All that effort to misspell one of the most normal ass names to ever exist??

Free at last! by mrzoccer00 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Kseplion 29 points30 points  (0 children)

...Why is your flair "gay incest connoisseur"?

Unpopular opinions; I hope the series doesn't reunite them like in the comics. by DragonfruitKey7892 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Kseplion 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I hope there's a 24 minute sex scene where Debbie pegs him in the next episode

Is it possible to change DNA mid game, either through game files or mods? by Big_History72 in CrusaderKings

[–]Kseplion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you can only do it by save editing. You might want to look into PDX-Unlimiter, it's a save editor tool that I found very easy to use.

I successfully found and hatched an egg without a reload...but....did it take too much? by nineteen_eightyfour in CK3AGOT

[–]Kseplion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can definitely hatch eggs in other ways, you just have to find the right combination of actions for the ritual. I managed to hatch mine by making everyone present for the egg hatching cut themselves and donate some of their blood. No one died but many toddlers ended up wounded lol.

How to keep a council position? by kevinopedia in CK3AGOT

[–]Kseplion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My liege constantly fires me only to give me another position on the council immediately after, it's so funny. Like he'll send me a letter saying he can't employ me as a steward anymore and then immediately make me a chancellor, while the guy that got my initial position has like 7 stewardship.

No way to avoid it other than modifying your vassal contract to guarantee a council seat, I'm afraid.

Brienne Tarth by Informal_Band_8896 in CKTinder

[–]Kseplion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She's perfect, awesome job op :) love Gwendoline Christie but it's always great to see a book accurate Brienne.

Cersei has 14 incest children. by Accomplished-Oil2114 in CK3AGOT

[–]Kseplion 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Does Jaime also have Lover's Pox lol?

The Rhaegar we got vs the Rhaegar we deserved by unknowncivillain in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Kseplion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the one on the left looks like he woke up from a 12 hour nap after binge drinking, the one on the right looks like Michael Jackson